MethodicalMadness
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A week after Shroud's failed attack on LA, things are starting to return to normal. Case in point, a simple office bet starts up among the original Z-Teamers: Who will Robert end up sleeping with? Flambae takes that bet, thinking it'll be easy money. Sure, laying Bob-Bob doesn't sound like a particularly exciting fuck, but winning's winning, and it's not like Robert could resist his charms.
Torrance is saved and Mecha Man has returned, but Robert has a secret that he's never told anyone: he's gay. Having disappointed his father's legacy enough for a lifetime, he figures he'll be taking that one to his grave, thank you very much. And that shouldn't be hard, right? Who would want a depressed man over thirty who doesn't even own a mattress?
It's all fun and games until somebody catches feelings...
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11 Jul 2026
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When Flambae went to prison, it didn’t just screw him over; it screwed over his family, too. His sister was devastated, and after he joined the Phoenix Program, she made herself painfully clear: clean up your act, or you’re out of your niece’s life.
So when he gets a tentative invitation to her dance recital, Flambae takes it as his chance. He’ll show up on time. He’ll behave. He’ll take a leap and introduce his family to the guy he’s been seeing, as normal people do. Except the guy bails. The day before. Because apparently that’s “too much commitment”, whatever that means.
Now backed into a corner, Flambae needs a last-minute stand-in. Someone calm. Normal and unassuming. Someone who isn’t a walking red flag. Which is how he ends up roping the newly minted, normie dispatcher into being his pretend boyfriend for the evening— because admitting he got dumped doesn’t exactly scream I’ve got my life together.
~Or the fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers Flambert fic I’ve been craving.
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18 May 2026
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Flambae saves Mecha Man after the suit explodes. Now he's stuck babysitting a comatose Mecha Man.
The whole fake-married thing was his boss' idea.
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01 May 2026
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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28 Apr 2026
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After Shroud's defeat, things have pretty much settled down for the Z-Team.
The problem is, when you're finally out of survival-mode, you start noticing things.
Robert just so happens to start noticing Flambae.
Now, if only his teammate would stop filling his nights with forgettable hook-ups with weird religious dirty talk......Robert has a terrible feeling about the whole thing.
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- Part 1 of Fire and Metal
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15 Apr 2026