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A week after Shroud's failed attack on LA, things are starting to return to normal. Case in point, a simple office bet starts up among the original Z-Teamers: Who will Robert end up sleeping with? Flambae takes that bet, thinking it'll be easy money. Sure, laying Bob-Bob doesn't sound like a particularly exciting fuck, but winning's winning, and it's not like Robert could resist his charms.
Torrance is saved and Mecha Man has returned, but Robert has a secret that he's never told anyone: he's gay. Having disappointed his father's legacy enough for a lifetime, he figures he'll be taking that one to his grave, thank you very much. And that shouldn't be hard, right? Who would want a depressed man over thirty who doesn't even own a mattress?
It's all fun and games until somebody catches feelings...
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11 Jul 2026
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When Flambae went to prison, it didn’t just screw him over; it screwed over his family, too. His sister was devastated, and after he joined the Phoenix Program, she made herself painfully clear: clean up your act, or you’re out of your niece’s life.
So when he gets a tentative invitation to her dance recital, Flambae takes it as his chance. He’ll show up on time. He’ll behave. He’ll take a leap and introduce his family to the guy he’s been seeing, as normal people do. Except the guy bails. The day before. Because apparently that’s “too much commitment”, whatever that means.
Now backed into a corner, Flambae needs a last-minute stand-in. Someone calm. Normal and unassuming. Someone who isn’t a walking red flag. Which is how he ends up roping the newly minted, normie dispatcher into being his pretend boyfriend for the evening— because admitting he got dumped doesn’t exactly scream I’ve got my life together.
~Or the fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers Flambert fic I’ve been craving.
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18 May 2026
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Flambae saves Mecha Man after the suit explodes. Now he's stuck babysitting a comatose Mecha Man.
The whole fake-married thing was his boss' idea.
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01 May 2026
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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28 Apr 2026
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After Shroud's defeat, things have pretty much settled down for the Z-Team.
The problem is, when you're finally out of survival-mode, you start noticing things.
Robert just so happens to start noticing Flambae.
Now, if only his teammate would stop filling his nights with forgettable hook-ups with weird religious dirty talk......Robert has a terrible feeling about the whole thing.
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- Part 1 of Fire and Metal
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15 Apr 2026
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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13 Apr 2026
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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11 Apr 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
Or,
Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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02 Apr 2026
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The Dumb Blonde and The Unreadable Cactus by IJustGoNormalSometimes
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2025
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What would Sanji do if his apartment was damaged by a fire and his only two options were moving into a small cubby above the restaurant or moving in with Zoro for a little while?
You got that right! He’d go with Zoro. Enthusiastically.
But don’t read too much into it. It’s only because he wants them to grow closer… as friends… and nothing more…
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25 Feb 2026
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Nami claims they’re low on cash right as they reach an island ripe for the picking. Her goal, this time around, will require a little more creativity and cooperation than usual.
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16 Feb 2026
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Modern AU inspired by the John Wick films. Sanji-centric.
The first fic covers Sanji's brush with the criminal underworld, the second will cover Sanji asking Luffy for help, the third will focus on the relationship between Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy.
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06 Feb 2026
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Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
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- 8/8
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21 Jan 2026
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“Thanks for all your help, baby,” Nami throws scathingly over her shoulder to Zoro.
Zoro shoves her away. “Gross.”
Sanji does not point out the fact that Zoro didn’t think the term was so gross when he was using it to beg Sanji to move faster, go harder. He wonders if Zoro says it to any of his other hookups, or if Sanji gets the moniker all to himself.
God, this is becoming a problem.
Really, the first problem was fucking his frenemy. Okay, he shouldn't say that. The word frenemy is so tacky. And also inaccurate for what Zoro is to him. But mostly the tacky thing.So you caught feelings for you super-casual, months-long, practically-but-not-actually-exclusive hookup. It's probably fine, right?
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02 Dec 2025
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18 Nov 2025
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The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.
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Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.
Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.
"Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.
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- 20,718
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- 6/6
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03 Nov 2025
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“This is ridiculous,” Sanji finally huffs. “I’m in a detente with a fish.”
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- Part 1 of Merman Verse
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- 51,132
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- 6/6
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31 Oct 2025
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Zoro notices too late how much Sanji gives.When feelings develop hes worries he’s lost his chance. Can two idiots with different love languages be together?
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20 Oct 2025
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Zoro's in love and Sanji's a rentboy, but it's a bit more complicated than that...
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- 14/14
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01 Oct 2025
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Incredible Work Ethic by wisterykey
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
24 Jun 2026
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"With all due respect, I would rather work on a mission of this gravity with someone who has... the proper skillset. One of the girls, perhaps?"
Zoro's teeth and fists clenched until his knuckles went white and his canines ground into each other. Each little jab, each professional condescension, made that itching feeling grow into an agitating burn.
"Blackleg, my boy, that's where you're wrong. Sword-boy's skillset is essential to this mission. There's no job without him."
Zoro had to suppress a cocky smirk begging to spread across his face. "In that case, I want a different partner."
"Nobody else on your team is qualified."
Now, the only thing Zoro had to suppress was the urge to bash his head into the desk.
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In which Roronoa Zoro and Blackleg Sanji must go undercover as rich, doting husbands, to unmask and eliminate an unknown enemy.
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18 Sep 2025
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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07 Sep 2025