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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    05 Mar 2022

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    In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’

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    14 Feb 2022

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    Harry Potter hated his fame, hated the way everyone compared him to his parents – who he never got a chance to meet. Adults saw his parents in his hair or his eyes, whilst his ‘friends’ saw a celebrity first and a person second. He just wanted to be a normal pre-teen.
    Who would have thought the combined powers of the Mirror of Erised – a device that mirrored your greatest desire – and the Philosopher’s Stone – an artifact to give one immortal life – would team up to offer him a new start?
    Finding himself in a world not his own (repairing itself from a recent alien invasion of all things) Harry must survive the horrors of puberty, learn a whole different kind of magic, deal with sentient technology, oh, and maybe save the universe.

    Timeline: Harry from 11->14, The Avengers through to Age of Ultron.

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    13 Feb 2022

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    Tony Stark. Genius. Billionaire. Philanthropist. Ironman. (Reckless. Lonely. Father.)

    Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived. The Chosen One. Wizard. (The Master of Death. Survivor. Breaking.)

    Tony Stark never thought he would be a father. But when a lawyer comes knocking and truths become evident, he realizes that he can’t let his son walk out of his life. For Harry, acknowledging his relationship with Tony is a last-ditch effort to gain freedom and control over his life. Although the journey might not be easy, Tony and Harry learn to heal and become a family, facing trials and tribulations on the way such as a scheming Death, a Mad Titian, Dark Wizards, dangerous Doctors, and living Wards. Minor Peter Parker/Harry Potter. No pairings for Tony. Strong T rating for talk of sensitive subject matter. No explicit sexual content, but an author who uses too much bad language.

    (Look forward to Runic magic, Quantum Theory, Peter Parker, lots of Marvel villains, and a author who tries too hard.)

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    12 Feb 2022

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    It was all gone.
    Magic was gone.
    Harry didn't know what world this was, but he knew it wasn't his own.
    He was alone.
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    Harry Potter wakes up in an alley in New York City to a world vastly different than the one he knows. Apparently superheroes exist, and his new neighbour might be one of them.

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    11 Feb 2022