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    After a millennium of undead life, the vampire Diana Cavendish has come to value privacy over all else, which is why she finds it so vexing that a human has stumbled upon her mansion. Diana agrees to let the human take shelter from the storm, but there's something off about her...

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    Whoever could have guessed trying to bust up her brother's basement-dwelling vampire-hunting operation might end up with Lena locked in the basement with a vampire? Nobody could’ve, shut the fuck up.

    (In which Lex tries to throw his sister to the wolves, but the wolves don’t bite. Also the wolves are a vampire.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Vanessa's very thirsty, and unfortunately between boyfriends at the moment. What's a vampire to do?

    Why, platonically bite her gay best friend, of course.

    A cute little lesbian oneshot, set in the same world as A Change for the Better. This was the first spinoff I wrote for the Life After the Change series. It's probably the single most wholesome piece of erotica I've ever written, which is really saying something, considering "ridiculously horny and kinky but still sweetly consensual" is basically my brand at this point.

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    "Well, more of a pet, really," said Iris. "House pet. Girl pet. Thing who does all the chores and also the other things we want. But it's not, I mean, you can live here for free without that! Honest for free, no rent, no tab, nothing—we seriously all want you to stay here, and there'd be no obligation."

    Melissa was looking at the carpet again, trying to process. "And you all kinda want that? From me?"

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    Mel didn't know what she was getting into when she started working at the secret government research facility at Dewline. And now she has a darker secret than her ethical objections to how the experimental subjects are treated: the fact that in her erotic fantasies, she likes to imagine herself in their place.

    Unfortunately (or fortunately?) Subject AA-1408 can read Mel's mind...

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