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I Wanna Be Your Dog by NiceCoasters
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
03 Jul 2024
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After being stood up by her lover, Maizuru calls someone she knows will do exactly what she asks.
Laios is just happy to be tied up.
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5 years ago Gale poked a different bit of forbidden magic and now everyone's contracts have been made null and void. Gale is ready to try leaving the house in response to a strange invitation that leaves him wondering, is this some sort of sex thing?
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The Samwell Unincorporated Detective Agency has been warned that a reckless witch with a stolen familiar and an old cornhusk broom is headed their way. Bitty wonders why he started listening to a talking rabbit in the first place.
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Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia by NiceCoasters
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
30 Sep 2016
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A series of classic blunders.
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Saitama and Genos have retired to the countryside, happily forgotten by the world they saved countless times.
Sometimes they get visits from particularly "devoted" fans. This is the story of one of those fans.
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Poor Life Choices Regarding Spinning Tops by NiceCoasters
Fandom Metal Fight Beyblade | Beyblade: Metal Fusion
04 Aug 2014
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Astarion emerges on the other side of his impromptu breakdown with a new plan fixed in his mind. The seduction scheme he wants to pull with Wyll could still work, though it will take a bit of extra caution. Going hungry again is a depressing thought, but Astarion has survived worse for longer, and for far less of a reward. This, he knows, will be worth it.
Well-fed vampires develop fearsome and monstrous features, but ones that are starving can almost pass for mortals. As Astarion adjusts to life as a free man, he must balance his hunger with his plans to seduce the group’s monster hunter… especially since drinking humanoid blood changes him into something no one would ever want to bed.
Joke’s on him, Wyll’s into that.
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- Part 1 of Hunger and Want
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14 Sep 2025
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One Blood Made of Two by yellowstonewolves for jellyfishline
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Jun 2024
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“Mark but this spawn, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
I sucked you first, and now suck me,
And in myself our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know’st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,
Yet this I enjoy before I woo,
And pampered swell with one blood made of two,
So what’s a little fumble going to do?”(Astarion sloppily plagiarizes a poem (“The Flea”) in his quest to seduce Wyll. He doesn’t expect Wyll’s response to piss him off so badly, but he is soon engaged in a poetical fight to the death. At least, that’s how he sees it.)
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04 Oct 2024
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After a lifetime of being isolated and coddled in elven society, Kabru is very excited to be living on The Island with all sorts of fascinating people. He's also excited to meet so many of them while staying "rent-free" in the basement at a local dwarf-owned inn because he pays with his company, platonic and otherwise. What better way to make friends and influence people than to chat, flirt, and do body shots...among other things.
Written for the Dunmeshi Kink Meme on Dreamwidth!
Now with an added page from Laios's Monster Manual (to correct the Monster Facts that Kabru got wrong).
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04 Jul 2024
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Astarion and Karlach are besties, running an adult store together, but Astarion's life has stagnated, unable to heal.
Perhaps a new source of softness is just what he needs.
And Gale is so very soft.
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10 Jun 2024
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Wyll stood in the cool squalor of night, nursing a sad goblet of the tiefling refugees’ best wine as he stewed in his own misery.
Just days ago, he had been nestled among them, teaching their children the necessary tools of defense. In the days after the mind flayers had forced an Illithid tadpole into his eye, Wyll found himself scrambling for purpose — to find a way to prove himself useful despite the horror that had chased him. He had been a piece of a larger puzzle, a valiant hero fulfilling his sacred duty: he had been the Blade of Frontiers!
Now, in the biting air of the night, he just felt spurned.
Provoke the Blade, suffer its sting.
Wyll kicked the tip of his foot against the sandy soil of the riverbed. Then he kicked it again, for good measure.
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- Part 1 of What's Become of You
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10 Jun 2024