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Astarion emerges on the other side of his impromptu breakdown with a new plan fixed in his mind. The seduction scheme he wants to pull with Wyll could still work, though it will take a bit of extra caution. Going hungry again is a depressing thought, but Astarion has survived worse for longer, and for far less of a reward. This, he knows, will be worth it.
Well-fed vampires develop fearsome and monstrous features, but ones that are starving can almost pass for mortals. As Astarion adjusts to life as a free man, he must balance his hunger with his plans to seduce the group’s monster hunter… especially since drinking humanoid blood changes him into something no one would ever want to bed.
Joke’s on him, Wyll’s into that.
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- Part 1 of Hunger and Want
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14 Sep 2025
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One Blood Made of Two by yellowstonewolves for jellyfishline
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Jun 2024
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“Mark but this spawn, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
I sucked you first, and now suck me,
And in myself our two bloods mingled be;
Thou know’st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead,
Yet this I enjoy before I woo,
And pampered swell with one blood made of two,
So what’s a little fumble going to do?”(Astarion sloppily plagiarizes a poem (“The Flea”) in his quest to seduce Wyll. He doesn’t expect Wyll’s response to piss him off so badly, but he is soon engaged in a poetical fight to the death. At least, that’s how he sees it.)
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04 Oct 2024
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After a lifetime of being isolated and coddled in elven society, Kabru is very excited to be living on The Island with all sorts of fascinating people. He's also excited to meet so many of them while staying "rent-free" in the basement at a local dwarf-owned inn because he pays with his company, platonic and otherwise. What better way to make friends and influence people than to chat, flirt, and do body shots...among other things.
Written for the Dunmeshi Kink Meme on Dreamwidth!
Now with an added page from Laios's Monster Manual (to correct the Monster Facts that Kabru got wrong).
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04 Jul 2024
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Astarion and Karlach are besties, running an adult store together, but Astarion's life has stagnated, unable to heal.
Perhaps a new source of softness is just what he needs.
And Gale is so very soft.
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10 Jun 2024
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Wyll stood in the cool squalor of night, nursing a sad goblet of the tiefling refugees’ best wine as he stewed in his own misery.
Just days ago, he had been nestled among them, teaching their children the necessary tools of defense. In the days after the mind flayers had forced an Illithid tadpole into his eye, Wyll found himself scrambling for purpose — to find a way to prove himself useful despite the horror that had chased him. He had been a piece of a larger puzzle, a valiant hero fulfilling his sacred duty: he had been the Blade of Frontiers!
Now, in the biting air of the night, he just felt spurned.
Provoke the Blade, suffer its sting.
Wyll kicked the tip of his foot against the sandy soil of the riverbed. Then he kicked it again, for good measure.
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- Part 1 of What's Become of You
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10 Jun 2024
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How humiliating it is, wanting a prince, a hero, a godsdamned monster hunter to put him in his place, when he’s finally supposed to be free. What, exactly, does it say about him that he’d barely been free of Cazador for a week when he’d started imagining the Blade of Frontiers as his new master? Why is this where his thoughts always go, when he’s lying in his tent waiting for the others to fall asleep before he sneaks off to hunt? (Why is it that sometimes, in the afterglow of the fantasies of Wyll shoving him to his knees and brutally taking his pleasure, he imagines soft, chaste kisses and a hand gently taking his?)
Astarion's plagued by embarrassing fantasies about the Blade of Frontiers putting him in his place. He only gets more embarrased when his tadpole gives Wyll a glimpse of said fantasies.
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22 Feb 2024
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The apple is an easy target. It is gripped by long, thick fingers, and with a practiced twist and an application of strength, splits down the centre in a spray of juice, as though that is simply how apples are supposed to work. The man laughs, a rich and buoyant sound, and flicks an errant chunk of apple from his cheekbone. Each half is still held in a secure, clawed hand.
“Broke that one open for you real quick,” he says, gravelled yet cheery, in rapid Akielon. He then takes a large bite of the apple, still grinning as he chews.
Laurent frowns.
He had begun with strength training videos. He is not entirely sure how he ended up here. The algorithm had seemed well content to show him what he was looking for, up until this fruit-splitting brute.
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When Auguste suggests an Akielon holiday as a break from their Christmas monotony, Laurent is not expecting anything but boredom on a beach. That is, until he meets the fetish video creator who he has been obsessing over for the past few weeks.
Damen is ready for a relaxing Christmas—nothing but sun, sand, and sex. But when he meets an unpredictable Veretian on the beach, he starts to think that maybe a challenge is just what he needs.
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22 Jan 2024
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In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.
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“How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”
“Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”
Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.
“Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”
“I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”
“It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.
“Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”
I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.
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02 Jan 2024
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24 Dec 2023
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Becoming a pets as therapy volunteer was one of the most worthwhile things Gale has ever done. His weekly visits to the local hospital's inpatient unit are truly worthwhile. Just watching Tara gently purr down defences, help in ways humans can't is a balm to his still healing soul. Thankfully Tara is also more stubborn than is probably sensible when she encounters a closed door. Needless to say, the door to the darkened room doesn't stay closed for long.
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20 Dec 2023
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14 Dec 2023
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Ulder Ravengard wants Wyll to enjoy more of the pleasures of youth, and Cazador Szarr has a solution: an enticing present for the young lord's birthday, in the form of an irresistible pale elf. To Astarion's surprise, Wyll is more interested in companionship than carnal pleasure. Their budding friendship sends ripples through the Gate's elite. But as that friendship begins to blossom into something more, the Grand Duke is called away to Elturel...
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- Part 1 of Nothing Like the Sun
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07 Dec 2023
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Cambion Communist Seeks Hot Summoner Sugar Daddy by ushauz
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Nov 2023
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Isayrn is a simple cambion who desperately wants out of the Hells. All he's got to do is convince Wyll to keep him summoned at all times. Easier said than done.
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- Part 1 of Cambion Communist Collection
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04 Dec 2023
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snare by parsnipit
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Jan 2024
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The darkness in the kennel is thick, suffocating. It reeks of rat piss and molding hay. Every instinct screams danger, though Halsin cannot yet make out what hunts him. His darkvision does not pierce the deepest corners, but he knows—oh, he knows—
There’s something hungry here.
After saving the world, Tav turns their attention to dismantling Cazador Szarr. But what they discover in the bowels of the Szarr palace is far more than a single corrupt noble.
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30 Nov 2023
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Ní Labhraíonn Cailíní Maithe ( Good Girls Don't Talk ) by neo_the_neon_light
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Nov 2023
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Halsin doesn't really need to see what's happening in that storeroom to know what's going on. The two had snuck out to have fun, which they couldn't have with the room above's layout.
He in fact, doesn't need to go look, at all.…But there's a curiosity in him that burns in his chest, spreading warmth into his face.
It'd been a moment since he'd been intimate with anyone- much less heard any talk of it from the party he adventured with. The fact that Gale and Astarion, two men who had seemingly done nothing but bicker any time they were paired together, were sneaking off with each other in the middle of the night gave Halsin a great curiosity indeed.So he stands from his chair and carefully makes his way to the storeroom. Making sure to bump into no one, to make as little as noise as possible- hoping that no one would notice him walking to the storeroom as well.
Just a glance, he tells himself.
Only for a moment, then I'll leave them to themselves.A collection of fragments in time from Halsin's years spent with Gale and Astarion.
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29 Nov 2023
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When Bitty and Shitty move in next door to Providence Falconers star Jack Zimmermann, they're at a loss to understand the relationship between Jack and Larissa, with whom he lives. Jack, for his part, doesn't see what Bitty sees in Shitty.
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29 Mar 2018
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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy by PorcupineGirl for Sophia_Prester
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
19 Feb 2017
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Jesse Snowden knows all the best restaurants and gourmet food shops in Providence, so when Jack Zimmermann starts bringing in incredible baked goods, he's eager to find out where the new bakery is. When he meets the man behind the pies, he decides that there's no way Jack could really appreciate this guy's talent the way he does, even if they are friends. He starts hiring Jack's chef on the side, in the hopes that maybe once Bitty's done with college he'll come work for Jesse.
Good thing there is absolutely no way whatsoever that Jesse could possibly be misinterpreting this situation.
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28 Dec 2017
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Jack goes down on the ice, and wakes up in 1951, married to Camilla Collins. Sort of. It's complicated.
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- Part 4 of Medric's Greatest Hits Vol. 1
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04 Sep 2017
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By the Time the Snow Melts (we'll be alright) by ramslambsandwolves for EstherShapiro
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
07 Jun 2016
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Sure kissing Eric was nice, but where do they go from here?
[Companion fic for Figuring things out (before the snow melts)]
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03 Aug 2017
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There are many things on Jack's mind. Namely: hockey, hockey, Bitty, hockey, anxiety, hockey, hockey, anxiety, Bitty, hockey, hockey, anxiety, and hockey.
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05 May 2017
