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Freshly hurt from her conversation with Geralt, Yennefer has barely started making her way down the mountain when she comes across Jaskier, also hurting, and seemingly on the edge of making a life or death decision.
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11 Apr 2023
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wolf-father, you don't smile anymore by amako for AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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Geralt wakes, and a sudden awareness blankets him as he still lays in his bedroll. On this surprisingly fair winter morning, it’ll be twenty-five years since he first met Jaskier.
As he lays there, contemplating the quiet bafflement of this simple realisation, a second one elbows its way into his brain.
He has known Jaskier the bard, chronic hugger and known slut, for twenty-five years, and the man hasn’t touched Geralt a single time.
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an exploration of family, lies by omission, the price of a touch and century-old curses
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- Part 1 of wolf, wolf, you look so worn, so thin
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11 Apr 2023
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An Offer You Can't Refuse by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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“Are you one of the Butcher’s pack? I don’t smell him on you.”
The question sent a frisson of unease through him. The truth was that if he did belong to the Kaer pack, he would be marked by his alpha. An alpha’s mark would ensure his safety and add legitimacy to everything he did. A pack and a family, all in one. Even the Butcher of Blaviken would keep the members of his pack safe or die protecting them.
Once upon a time, Jaskier had had that. Once upon a time, he’d imagined the day when he would become an alpha himself and care for his own pack.
Now he knew, all of those dreams were nothing more than a fairytale.
_______________________________Or, the Mafia/Werewolf AU no one asked for.
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04 Apr 2023
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Geralt has definitely made plenty of enemies over the many years of his existence as a Witcher. The crudest of labels - mutant, monster, butcher - have rolled of the tongues of nearly all humans that saw him. There was but one person - a sweet, beautiful bard - who never viewed him as such atrocities. Geralt never understood why Jaskier cared so much for him.
The only thing he understood less than that was how unreasonably in love he was with Jaskier.
But the last time the Witcher allowed himself to be vulnerable, it ended in disaster the day he was dubbed the "Butcher of Blaviken". Geralt thought it best to deny his feelings after that - or, at the very least, to hide them.
It seemed unthinkable that anyone would ever target Jaskier in order to get to Geralt, nor to take any brutal measures to silence him...
...But what if the unthinkable happened?
How would Jaskier deal with losing what he built his life around - his voice? Would Geralt remain steadfast at Jaskier's side and do everything he could to undo the damage, or would guilt end up destroying him? Can a lovestruck Witcher and silent bard - their very existences being oxymoronic - ever recognize their feelings for each other?
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01 Mar 2023
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Do I have to be who I am? by persephonesprince
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Jan 2023
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Julian Pankratz is sent to Kaer Morhen to appease the Warlord of Kaer Morhen.
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- 31/?
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02 Feb 2023
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Eddie Munson's Breakdown Mixtape (Vampire Edition) by Springandastorm
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Eddie pulls him in for a kiss, and everything is familiar: his rings against Steve’s neck, the glint in his eyes, the tickle of his hair and the smell of clove cigarettes, but there’s also something else: a cold, slimy, screeching bat that comes way too close to touching Steve’s face as Eddie leans in.
“Do—do you have to have her on your shoulder all of the time like she’s a parrot?”
“Oh,” Eddie laughs, turning to look at her. “I kinda forget she’s there sometimes.”
“...Yeah, who wouldn’t?” Steve asks, certain that if he had a twenty-pound creature with a writhing tentacle tail and boney wings and unfathomably sharp teeth and maybe-venomous spit and a tendency for ear-splitting shrieking on his shoulder that he would not forget that she’s there sometimes.
“You don’t have to look so freaked out, Steve, she doesn’t bite.”
“...Yes the fuck she does?”
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- Part 3 of eddie munson's vampire mixtape
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- 38,191
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24 Jan 2023
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There's something about Jaskier that Geralt can't place. Something more than the way he makes Geralt's medallion quiver and tug at its chain any time they touch. Could be that lute of his is enchanted. But he’s got a funny feeling the bard’s hiding something darker behind that warmhearted smile.
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24 Jan 2023
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The Promise Of Forever by carrottheluvmachine, impalaloompa
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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“C-calm myself?” Jaskier went from terrified and confused to absolutely furious in the blink of an eye.
His entire posture changed, his shoulders squaring, his hands balling into fists, his jaw clenching, his lip curling in a snarl. Something in his eyes flashed. Something that wasn’t quite human.
“Are you fucking kidding me Geralt?” he spat, “I’m a monster. You let me feed off you rather than letting me die and now I’m a fucking monster. Just breathe Jaskier. You’ll be okay Jaskier. I just-I can’t-“ his hands flew to his hair and he pulled hard, a barked out laugh falling from him and he sank to his knees, the laugh cracking along with his expression and tears spilled down his cheeks, curling forward until his head bumped off the floor, hands still fisted in his dark locks.
“I don’t want to be a monster Geralt,” he sobbed, “I don’t want to be a monster.”- Language:
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24 Jan 2023
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The Winter Woods by fungumunguss
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
18 Feb 2022
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The Winter Woods. Rumored to hide monsters of your deepest fears and that whoever enters never makes it out alive.
So, naturally, Jaskier, being utterly smashed and utterly heartbroken over the Countess's betrayal finds it to be the perfect spot to drunkenly wail his broken heart. No one will hurt him again when he disappears into the woods.
Forever.
So how in the hell does he wake up in his bed the next morning alive?
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Geralt's a hermit in the woods. Jaskier's a curious bastard who never knows when to leave something alone. This will go about as well as you think it could.
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23 Jan 2023
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Anti-Hero by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Jan 2023
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“I’m sure your wife will be interested in some of our community activities we offer. We’ve got a lovely knitting group if she—“
Her words trailed off as Geralt padded up behind Jaskier, looking rumpled and delicious in a thin shirt and shorts. The Witcher had taken to retirement easily and proven to be especially lazy when it came to mornings doing anything besides cuddling in their large bed.
“Who’s this?” Geralt asked in a voice that also conveyed his displeasure at waking up in an empty bed.
“Joyce from the HOA,” Jaskier murmured, delighting in the way Geralt leaned close to press a kiss against his cheek instead of acknowledging the older woman. “She was just telling me about a knitting class you might like.”
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Life away from Novigrad is noting like Jaskier expected. Somehow he's found a new enemy to meet in a battle of wits.
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- Part 4 of Villainous Universe
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- 4/4
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24 Dec 2022
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Toussaint for Your Trouble by DeanisBatman
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jun 2020
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Jaskier is madly in love with his Witcher, not that Geralt needs to know that, and the Witcher is hiding a secret that may cost them both dearly. Join our boys on a romp through Toussaint where there will be fine wine, good cheese, bad puns, and a mystery.
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- 46,159
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- 26/26
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24 Dec 2022
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Sometimes it Takes a Prison Cell by ForestWren
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2023
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When Yennefer is thrown in a cell to await execution, the last thing she wants is a cellmate. She gets one anyway: one who is loud, annoying, and convinced that he will be rescued by a witcher. She expects his company to make her miserable. She does not expect it to slowly become bearable, to grow fond of him, or to want to help him — and the last thing she anticipates is that the rescue might actually happen.
Or: Yennefer and Jaskier meet in a dungeon. It goes, all things considered, surprisingly well.
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17 Dec 2022
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hold me closer by NatTheSongbird
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Mar 2022
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Jaskier, who just discovered he has magic, and Geralt, who just discovered he hates wyverns even more than he thought, are headed to Kaer Morhen for the winter to rest and recover. They'll have months to figure out where Jaskier's magic comes from and what this new, delicate thing between them means.
As it turns out, neither of those things are as simple as they sound. Good thing they'll have some help.
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- Part 2 of kiss it better
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- 19,483
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- 5/?
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12 Dec 2022
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New Beginnings, Old Friends by DancingWithTheFae
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Apr 2023
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“I’m writing to an old friend, “ he announced, setting the quill down, “someone who can help us- me- I think. If there’s one person who has an answer for anything, it’s him.”
Geralt considered it for a moment.
“Another vampire?” he asked.
Jaskier nodded.
“Is that…okay?”
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Geralt and Jaskier try to manage their new relationship, Jaskier's recovery from his blood addiction, and call upon an old friend to help.Series
- Part 2 of Love & Blood
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09 Dec 2022
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the viscount & the hound by Kales, sheepishwolfy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Nov 2022
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How many Julian Pankratz could there be in all the world, let alone in Redania, let alone in Lettenhove? Even if he kicked Geralt out on his ear—and that would be his right, after the mountain, after all this time—even if he refused the witcher, Jaskier would shelter Ciri. Geralt knew it in his heart and his soul and his very bones. Jaskier would keep her safe, and get her to the other wolves, or to Yennefer.
With winter swift approaching, and a scared, starving child to care for, a half-dead Geralt of Rivia has no choice but to seek aid from the last person who wants to give it: Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.
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- 5/?
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02 Dec 2022
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Dream wants his reunion with Hob to go perfectly after their big fight so he visits Hob’s dreams to rehearse the moment. During one of those practice dreams, Hob suddenly kisses him.
Or: HBO’s The Rehearsal but make it dreamling.
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29 Nov 2022
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Not Yet Free by CaptainRex_ika
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
30 Jul 2024
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Sequel to Hold On
It's been a year since Geralt and Yennefer rescued Jaskier from Nilfgaard's clutches.
However, Nilfgaard still refuse to give up the hunt for both Jaskier and Ciri, leaving Geralt to guard his beloved Bard, keeping him safe from Nilfgaard, as they journey along the Path, with Ciri safely tucked away in Kaer Morhen.
Nilfgaard is moving along the Continent at an alarming pace, taking over more and more of the South, leaving Jaskier fearful that Cahir will find him again and would take him away and cage him.
They couldn't even being to guess what Destiny had in store for them.
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- Part 2 of If Life Could Give Me One Blessing
- Language:
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- 262,706
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- 60/60
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17 Nov 2022
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Geralt promises himself that this time he won't fall in love with him. This time he will walk away and let him live his life in peace. This time he won’t die because of him.
He’s never been good at keeping promises.
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14 Nov 2022
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Surprises Around the Corner by Aroomie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
11 Aug 2020
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"If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"
Jeskier leaves the mountain, heartbroken and lost. His feet taking him to the only place he's ever been safe.
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Alternately: The author sucks and summaries and can't tag/write a good one without giving spoilers. You'll have to read it!
This is my first time writing this fandom.Series
- Part 1 of Witcher Fic's
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- 49,993
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17 Oct 2022
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dreaming of white satin by Hallelujaah
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Apr 2022
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Julian Alfred Pankrats is a runaway Omega bride, on the Path to avoid his past and try to construct any sort of future for himself.
Geralt of Rivia is a Witcher, a sword for hire, and an Alpha destined to never find himself a mate.
They meet under less than spectacular circumstance. Can Jaskier convince the hard headed Alpha that having him as a companion on the road would not be such a bad idea? And can Geralt finally open himself up to company beyond his beloved horse? Read to find out.
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17 Oct 2022