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    Cliff wouldn’t call himself the most observant person in the world, but it doesn’t take a genius to know something is wrong with Roz. He’s swinging from quiet and completely checked out to snapping at every little thing and back again.

    It started after the last Montreal game, Cliff is pretty sure.

    Jane From Montreal. This has something to do with her.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Reporter: Rozanov, are you a tits or ass guy?

    Ilya: I am thighs guy.

    Or: an Ode to Shane's thighs by Ilya Rozanov.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    In juniors they took one look at him naked and said ‘Fucking Christ Hollander’ and ‘what’s the point in measuring when we all know we’re gonna lose?’

    Because Shane had hit a growth spurt and, while he never gained the height he’d prayed for (he wasn’t short anywhere but in the NHL), he’d grown a lot in other areas.

    A lot… more than the other boys.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    An invasive interview question leads to the internet finding out that Shane Hollander slept around. Shane can't catch a break from people trying to find out more about his personal life.

    [A silly little social media adjacent fic]

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Ilya looked out at the lake and sighed, hearing Shane's footsteps disappear back into the cottage, their empty plates in tow.

    Ilya had screwed up somehow but he wasn't quite sure how. He knew coming out wasn't easy - even if he had parents who loved and supported him, he wasn't sure how comfortable he would feel telling them, but he got the sense Shane wanted to tell his. Ilya had been trying to be supportive of that. But Shane was annoyed and now he was inside, alone, and Ilya was out here, alone, and they only had two weeks, so that wasn't okay.

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