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“You are not a Lukas by any chance right?” She shakes her head and that eliminates the most sure way he could recognize her. If she is not from his family then he has no idea why she seems to look so… “Anyways, name?”
“Its…” She hesitates, Peter doesn't care really, but he can't call her girl forever and if they have to find her parents- “Its- um, J-”
Peter gets impatient, he really wants to leave this to Tadeas to deal with and be done for the day.
“Yes, what is it?”
“U-J-jo-” Jesus.
“Jo? Joahana-”
“Jonah!” Peter stares, her face turns red like her hair, she is clearly flustered and spooked about having said that. “No- i mean, sir, i am sorry i jest, please-” She looks like she is about to cry.
Jonah.
No way.
No way in hell.Series
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08 Nov 2025
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Tremble for your self, my man, you know that you have seen this all before by ex_martian
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 May 2026
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Tim practically draped himself on the bar as his companion buried his face deep in his arms.
“I’m just saying! Of all the people you could helplessly fall in love with, you chose Jon?”
“Tim…”
“No, don’t get me wrong, I see the appeal, but come on Marto, he is like, horribly terrible with you.”
“That’s can’t be grammatically-“
“Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a Tory.”
“…Yeah” he sighed.
Or: The one where Jon is a suicide risk, Tim is a humorous mess, Martin's dealing and Sasha has the braincell
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09 Jul 2025
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Another one of those TMA time travel fix it aus, where Jon and Martin are sent to pester the Regency Haram, as well as stopping them all from dying.
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30 Dec 2024
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The Thomas Files: Eleanor Knight by sadwetcatmybeloved
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Aug 2024
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At first, they deal with Eleanor Knight and her spiders the way they would deal with any other nightmare: they bolt the door, check the window locks, make tea, and sleep with the lamp on.
Thomas, of course, complicates things.
Somewhere Else, Jon and Martin find themselves researching a possible avatar in rural England with their precocious nine-year-old neighbor.
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- Part 2 of Thomas Taylor Green
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17 Sep 2024
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Smirke’s Fourteen: A Collection of Snapshots Regarding Jonah Magnus and His Harem (For Now) by JadeMage
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Sep 2022
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31 Jul 2024
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There's nothing more lonely than a man out of his time by often_i_see_blurry_lines
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Sep 2022
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Peter doesn't die. Instead, he finds himself sling-shot back in time by the Archivist's machinations, to a time before everything he's ever called home.
A man out of his time catches a lot of attention and Peter is simply not equipped to deal with all of that.
Somewhere, in this London of horses and top hats, there must be a set of eyes capable of seeing a way out of this for him. Only issue being those eyes are still very much where they are supposed to be, and Peter has to meet his husband again.
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26 Jun 2024
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Series of fanfics written for the Jonah Magnus week,
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06 Jun 2024
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To let an infatuation like this dictate how he designed this building was one of Robert's greatest regrets.
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05 Jun 2024
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Stickers and glitter and flags, oh my! [podfic] by NerdyNerdenstein
Fandoms: Supernatural
28 Jun 2021
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[podfic version] Dean and Cas stumble upon a Pride Parade. There’s stickers and glitter and flags and a question about being boyfriends. (In other words: this is pretty much just fluff.)
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14 May 2024
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When Castiel permanently moves into the bunker after the final battle, Dean discovers that the angel likes to throw in Enochian into his speech. Frustrated at not understanding it, Dean decides to teach himself Enochian and is highly entertained when he beings to understand Cas' sass and swearing. But once Cas starts murmuring soothing endearments in Enochian, Dean's world turns upside down.
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12 Apr 2024
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For the Trees by kali_asleep
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
25 Jul 2024
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04 Apr 2024
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A strange box brings Havers' ghost back to Button House over 75 years after he left. As him and the Captain fall back in love with each other, they remember times they shared when they were alive. But with a wedding approaching, will the love of the living be enough to push one of them towards a confession?
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10 Mar 2024
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Why You Shouldn't Go to Work With a Hangover by NoirrCubes
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Dec 2024
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After a long gig, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, makes the mistake of going to work. Basically.
‘Being late is for the weak.’ He typed out ‘Unfortunately, I am also the weakest link.’ He then sent.
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16 Feb 2024
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The Panopticon is destroyed, and Jon awakes in Artefact Storage exhausted, disoriented, and alone-- the only sign Martin was there at all is the knife wound oozing blood from his chest.
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Jon wakes up in the archives in early 2016.
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16 Feb 2024
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A Study In Professionalism by mediocre_everything
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jul 2024
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Man Sends Text To Wrong Group Chat, Accidentally Stops Apocalypse
Or, When a series of unfortunate texting errors combined with prying co-workers tears his reputation as a stone-cold professional to shreds, Jon says 'fuck it' and tries his hand at having friends, and, just maybe, saves the world a little in the process...also there are The Horrors. But mostly friends.
OR, Another (mostly) chat fic, in which I stay as close to canon as possible while making everything a little less doomed.
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22 Nov 2023
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Drawn to that Sort of Library Magic by god_commissioned_me
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Aug 2020
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AU in which Jon is a tired and disabled librarian, Martin is becoming a regular habitant of the poetry section, and each is struggling to cope with change and feelings of purposelessness. Bonding, shy flirting, and emotional growth ensue.
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- Part 1 of Library Magic
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17 Nov 2023
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A new radio show is airing tonight, filled with spooky (that's a bad word Georgie and you know it) stories to make you shiver with fear! Tune in to hear funny banter between your hosts, Jonathan Sims, the esteemed academic critic with no sense of humour but a great voice for narration; and Georgie Barker, the chief of sass and the mother of the best cat in the world, The Admiral!
So get comfy, settle down with whatever you think keeps you safe. Check your doors, your cupboards, your wardrobe; our story may bring the monsters out to play. Are you ready?Set around the time of Season 1, except Jon never joined the archives and stayed in touch with Georgie. Jon acts more like season 5 Jon bc im the author and I don't like writing season 1-3 Jon.
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It's a fucking experience to have your flesh slowly turn into a stoney version of itself.
aka: Ashton as they physically become the Punk Rock we know and loveSeries
- Part 14 of Rockin' It
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08 Mar 2023
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Thirteen Years Old And You Reek Of Murder [discontinued] by l3lackbird
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Aug 2019
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Five wraps another bandage around his arm, securing it tightly with a huff and furrowed eyebrows. His face shines with sweat and grime with a cut on his forehead that leaks red. “You need to get yourself together,” he grumbles.
Tony chuckles. There’s lots of things he can do. Built a suit out of nothing, defeated an android of his own creation, and plenty of other fabulous things. But.. saving his kid, his successor, Peter, was not one of them. Getting himself together is another.
“You’ll be the first to know,” he promises, definitely not thinking about how Five and Peter have the same ‘I’m tired of your bullshit’ face. Five isn’t a replacement for Spiderling.
Not at all.
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An alternative universe where Five transports himself into the MCU, right in Nebula and Tony’s ship after Thanos wins. Read how he works on getting back home, but ends up caught up in another apocalypse. At least he earns new family members along the way.
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10 Feb 2023
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The Heart of Patroclus by silverthedragon
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
09 Jan 2026
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I found what I thought was a fine piece of wood and started to whittle away at it. Patroclus was better at this than I. I had meant for it to be a statue of him holding a bowl of figs instead it barely looked human. Chiron had laughed when I first showed it to him. My cheeks turned red and I threw the wood at him. The inhumane statue bounced harmlessly off his chest which drew an even deeper laugh from him.
It was the first time I had heard him laugh from his chest, “I believe Patroclus would still like it, but if you wish for me to show you I will.”
It took us a couple of months to whittle it into a shape that resembled him. It wasn’t nearly as lavish as I wished it to be, but it was enough to bring a grin to my face. It was enough to bring a grin on Patroclus' face as well.
“They can be together,” Patroclus said as he stood back to stare at the two statues.
“I hope they stay like that,” I added, “I hope they stay together.” I turned to look at him and neither of us had to say that we hoped the same for us.
----A retellings of "Song of Achilles" from Achilles perspective.
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This is a work in progress!Bookmarked by One_sloth
17 Jan 2023