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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    The hiatus was supposed to save them. Instead, it only pushed them further apart.

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    In 2019, Dan and Phil broke up and it nearly broke them for good. Now in 2025, Phil's YouTube career is going stronger than ever, and Dan's about to have his big breakthrough in television. When a chance encounter pushes them back together, both Phil and Dan have to decide if they really understand who they are in this new era, and what hurts more, being together or being apart.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Thirteen years after his high school girlfriend's pregnancy upended his life, Stan is still in South Park, working with his partner Bebe as a local cop. They're in the process of investigating a series of possibly connected murders when FBI agent Kyle Broflovski returns to town and informs his old friend Stan that this is his investigation now.

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski hadn't spoken to each other in years. But with senior year nearing it's end, they might need each other now more than ever.

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    The bottom line is, Stan doesn’t like him like that. This is purely transactional. It’s a win-win, like he’d said in the closet. The more Kyle thinks about it, the simpler it is.

    Stan isn’t at any risk of catching feelings; he’s viewing this entire endeavour as a way to get where he needs to be, and being the decent guy he always has been, wants to ensure Kyle gets something out of it too. He’s overthinking this. Making it harder than it has to be. He always does that.

    Having fallen out of friendship through one circumstance or another, Stan and Kyle are forced into a closet together, before they can come stumbling out. Literally, then metaphorically.

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    26 May 2026

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    Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson have been best friends since they were six years old. Over the years, they drift apart. This is the story of how they slowly find their way back to one another. Will they ever get it right?

    OR a very angsty childhood friends to enemies to lovers AU that follows Steve and Eddie from elementary school to adulthood.

    It’s just another one of those things.

    Like having parents who don’t care to ask about what their kid did at school that day.

    Or parents who openly discuss infidelity and their impending divorce over dinner.

    Or having a dad who goes to jail.

    Or a mom who takes off for months at a time until eventually she just doesn’t come back at all.

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    21 May 2026