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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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- 34/34
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02 May 2026
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- 250,248
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- 30/30
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30 Apr 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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06 Apr 2026
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on company time by hot_girl_burner_account
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
22 Jul 2025
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Riza and Roy have been arguing for a week, the office radiator won't turn off, the paperwork has to get done, and there's only one desk.
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23 Sep 2025
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It didn’t mean she liked him, or forgave him, or particularly wanted to live in the same castle. But Slughorn’s second retirement had been more of a necessity than a suggestion. Hermione wanted someone exceptional in the position more than she wanted someone she liked.
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- 3/3
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12 Sep 2023
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A lot could change in three years. Draco just had no idea how much they could change. He suddenly felt very off-kilter with his expensive suit and his posh haircut. Looking at Hermione Granger, he felt like a child playing dress-up.
Draco just wanted a lad's night out to toast his failed engagement, but fate and prophecy have other ideas, putting him in the path of the one Witch he couldn't forget.
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12 Sep 2023
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The Devil In The Details by inadaze22, jaxxinabox for dreamsofdramione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Nov 2021
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“You misunderstand, Minister.” Appreciative grey eyes drank her in like wine he wanted to savour. When he had his fill, a slow smirk curled the edges of his lips. “You don’t need an escort. You need a partner.”
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12 Sep 2023
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is running out of time to restore her parents' memories. Hoping a Master's in Medical Anthropology at Oxford will help her unlock exactly how memories can be recreated, she ends up bumping into the last person she expects to see at a muggle university.
After finally completing his house arrest, Draco Malfoy wants to understand how he was conditioned to believe in Pure Blood ideals. A Master's in Social Anthropology seems the best way to free himself from his past. Until he runs into the very person who haunts him.
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- Part 1 of Creep
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- English
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- 138,900
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- 28/28
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- 16
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21 Apr 2023
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Hermione Jean Granger was born many things but, most unfortunately of them all, a seer.
Though she'd prevented the imminent destruction of the wizarding world many a time over—single-handedly, she might add—she'd never received the accolades she deserved, dubbed a hack, a bit batty, and, worst-of-all, illogical.
She was intent to leave it all behind her, find her place in the world without all the prejudice and stigma, that was until she received a world-shattering, feels-like-you’re-going-to-literally-die vision that led her straight to Draco Malfoy’s doorstep.
Oh bugger.
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- 1/1
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17 Feb 2023
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During the final battle, an unexpected insult sends Fenrir Greyback on a rampage, changing 39 people into werewolves. He should've known better than to make Hermione one of that number.
Includes werewolf living and culture, Draco’s questionable morals, Hermione’s questionable life choices, and unrequited bromance (well, it’s requited a bit, but don’t tell Potter that).
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- 125,596
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- 30/30
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- 8
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17 Feb 2023
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The junior chef schedule was brutal.
During service orders flew in hot and fast, pans caught fire and whole dishes were wrong or sent back even if there was nothing wrong. Everyone bickered but pitched in because it was sink or swim and your sole focus was on getting through it.
The kitchen was sweaty, rowdy and everyone cussed like sailors.
The only aspect of Hermione's job she hated, the one thing she absolutely could and would live without, was Draco sodding Malfoy.
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17 Feb 2023
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A Runaway Bride (1999)/Dramione AU.
Hermione Granger is the Daily Prophet’s top writer, and Draco Malfoy is the wizarding world’s sweetheart—until word gets out about him running away from several weddings. Hermione is assigned to profile him in the days leading to his next wedding disaster, despite their mutual distaste for one another. But as she follows her curiosity, she begins to realize Malfoy isn’t who she, or anyone, thinks he is.
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- English
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- 58,082
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- 7/7
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17 Feb 2023
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(Different People Universe)
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When Hermione Granger appears on Draco Malfoy's magical creatures reserve in Wisconsin, five years after he ran away from his memories of the War, she asks him to come back home and accept an Order of Merlin for Narcissa. Draco agrees to return—reluctantly, for a little while—if only to make peace with his mother's memory. And not at all because the Granger who asked is not the Granger he once knew—and not at all because he can’t get her out of his head.
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17 Feb 2023
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"- Language:
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17 Feb 2023
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“Pansy, I’m still not seeing what this has to do with me. You all clearly know more about the curse than I do. So what could I…”
“Granger...” Pansy interrupted. “We need you because aside from Astoria, who is worsening with time…”
Pansy had to take a breath and steel herself at the words before she could continue. Astoria gave Pansy a brief nod and squeeze of the hand.
“You’re the only person who has ever survived it.”
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Or: Astoria's been cursed. Hermione may be the only person who can cure her.
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- Part 1 of HHHC
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 267,306
- Chapters:
- 56/56
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- 15
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- 916
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17 Feb 2023
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18 Jul 2021
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too dangerous to fall by starstrung
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
15 Mar 2021
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Bucky Barnes is a one-armed menace. He has murder eyes and no care for basic safety protocols. His jokes are terrible and his bad moods are worse. He’s a godawful roommate who leaves his wet towels on the floor and his combat knives in the linen cabinet. Sam can’t stand the sight of him.
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18 Jul 2021
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19 Jul 2021
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All the Bakeries in New York and You Had to Choose Mine by Jkmac3
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Mar 2021
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When AIM soldiers try to break into Avengers Tower through the tiny innocuous bakery next door, their plan goes awry.
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19 Jul 2021
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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier AKA Maybe It’s Time Captain America Died by pollutedstar
Fandom The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
04 Aug 2021
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When the two of them sober up, Steve’s face hardens again and he says seriously, “It’s just a shield, yeah. I believe that. But other people have made it a symbol, and that makes it a weight. Sam’s got his own life. His sister and him aren’t doing great with money.” He shrugs and starts drawing again. “Maybe it’s time Captain America died.”
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19 Jul 2021