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He won’t admit it, but a flesh and blood body is a novel, and the sparkly synapses that fire off every time you touch him are a quick addiction. He’s chronically unused to the idea of sensation, and you revel in how little it takes to get him to crumble under your careful touches.
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See, this was his little secret, and the thing that captivates you. It wasn't that he wanted sex. No, the game you two played was because he wanted you to make him work for it. Because he, the CyberController, the ultimate lifeform, had discovered to his absolute dismay that nothing got him harder than being treated like a dog.
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"Anomaly Simon very friendly toward 'little rocks' but frequently forgets Eridians fully sentient and capable medical professionals, statement."
Grace parses that. "He's not taking you seriously when you talk to him?"
"Keeps trying to hug nurses, statement. Upsetting. Upsetting."
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25 Jul 2026
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you have to try (monkey dances in anansi’s new suit) by sunflower_J
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
23 Jul 2026
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In 1949, we sent the first primate to space.
A little rhesus monkey. The scientists forced him into the rocket.
He died upon impact with the ground. But, first, far from home, a monkey touched the stars.
Far from home, a child of Earth was spat out. Here, he is resurrected, emerged into a new world.
Monkey... something has followed you.
(Three years in to the journey to Erid, there is something so bright and big in the Hail Mary’s path that it triggers an automatic shutdown of their engines.
When they stop, there is nothing bright there. In the center of where this anomaly would have been, there is a submarine. An improbable submarine, and the even more improbable person inside of it. He is far from home, praying for safety in his dreams, where he floats in the water of kind oceans and hears his mother spin bedtime stories. He wants, with all his being, to be saved.
Someone is listening. Someone is re-writing his story.
Someone gives him Grace.)
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24 Jul 2026
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“I see you.”
Something crosses between universes that should never touch. A vessel built for a blood ocean, broken open in deep space. Inside it, barely alive, a man no one was looking for and a tree that should not exist.
Grace and Rocky did not ask for this. But Grace has not seen another human being in years, and the ruined stranger on his medbay table is, impossibly, alive.
Simon has only ever known one law: everything costs something. Kindness is a debt. Care is a trap. He has no idea what to do with a man who keeps giving him things and asking for nothing back, and no framework at all for the one that terrifies him most: being seen, and not made to pay for it.
Slow-burn. Two profoundly isolated people, one alien best friend, and the long work of learning to be safe.
“Agreed.”
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- Part 1 of The Third Survivor
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17 Jul 2026
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Metamorphosis by Wickerton
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jul 2026
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Poisoned by his very food source, Ryland Grace is on the brink of death when Rocky makes a decision that will change the trajectory of both of their lives.
Or: Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him
(There is also a plot, promise)
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19 Jun 2026
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Frisk has always known that there are many more ways than one to help make the world a better place. Less grandiose than freeing monsterkind, sure, but just as important.
Now, as an adult, Frisk is unexpectedly met with another one that's in need of their help. A rather tiny one. And then another. And another...
They really are helpful to a fault, aren't they.
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- Part 1 of The blob adventures
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26 Dec 2025