Patchcat

Patch's look of perpetual confusion -- "Whut?"



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    Unrelated short works, written for various challenges and communities, all featuring the Sour Skittles pairing.

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    Unrelated bits and bobs written for various Teen Wolf things.

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    A collection of shorts and drabbles written for challenges or just because. Some of them may be connected; most of them won't be.

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    One-shots, shorts, and drabbles written for various LiveJournal communities, challenges, and prompts and for my own amusement. They're mostly unconnected, but there may be the occasional two or three that go together.

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    An AU where Arthur is a werewolf, the one thing Uther hates more than sorcerers. Arthur struggles, Merlin's a BAMF and the both of them are idiots in love.

    Inspired by Moonlit by TheDragon.

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    03 May 2021

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    For the prompt: Someone tells Arthur about the legends of Emrys, an all-powerful warlock whose destiny is to protect Arthur and his kingdom and help bring about an age of peace. He is told that Emrys is someone close to him, and has hidden his identity and trials over the years to protect himself and make sure he can continue on at Arthur's side. When Arthur asks who it is, the person turns to Arthur and shrewdly asks: "Arthur, who do you want it to be?" ... Arthur's mind automatically goes to Merlin.

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    01 May 2021

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    “You really do have a soulmate.” Arthur said with a frown and Merlin shrugged. “That might be a problem.”

    "Can’t stand anybody but you having a shot a true love?” Merlin asked flatly. Arthur wrinkled his nose.

    “No, idiot. Spirit animals don’t get along unless they belong to their soulmate. If my bird sees your hideous lion-“

    “He is quite dashing, thank you. Besides, your bloody bird is too loud-“

    “My bird is just trying to do me a favor and tune you out!” Arthur snapped and took a long breath “The point is they can’t be around each other. So unless you want Emmy to pluck out this lion’s eyes I suggest you tell him to bugger off.” He snapped. Merlin was inclined to tell Arthur to bugger off himself, but was immediately distracted by one word.

    “Emmy?” He repeated and smiled. “You did name him.”

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    In a time of myth and a land of magic, your soulmate’s spirit animal looks after you (even after you meet your soulmate). Arthur and Merlin are oblivious fools. We know this. That doesn’t change here.

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    26 Feb 2021

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    Bucky Barnes grows up with two best friends he loves more than anything. One is Steve Rogers, who Bucky can't have and shouldn't want. The other is a little pony who no one else can hear, touch or see. Not even Steve, no matter how much Bucky wants him to.

    Bucky learns quickly that the only thing you can really expect is disappointment, and he gets used to ignoring what he wants. But he has his best friends, and that's good enough.

    He knows he's lucky.

    But in our world there's no such thing as magic, and friendship can't stop a war.

    Written for my Live Journal Intoabar prompt: Bucky Barnes meets...Applejack the Pony

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    17 Oct 2019

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    Sounds like the craziest crack, but OMG it’s amazing!

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    But on every platform, sooner or later, the inevitable question was asked: "They do know they've been on TV, right? In newspapers? The internet???"

    To which the equally inevitable answer was: "No. No, I don't think they do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

    Because Five-0 could access federal databases and hack international bank accounts, but they'd apparently never heard of social media.

    The Five-0 team believe that they're very good at being undercover. Literally nobody else agrees.

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    12 Jan 2019