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“If he only needs a mother for his bratty kid, then I will do it!”
Yuri did not have an idea why he said that out loud. Him? A mother to a child? That was the biggest joke he had ever declared in his life. He was not even a woman to start with so what the hell was he saying?
But what was he supposed to do after accidentally hearing Yor and Loid talking about faking their marriage?
He would do anything to keep this pesky handsome, intelligent and perfect blonde man away from his sister. Most important of all, Yuri would do anything to protect his sister’s purity, even if meant marrying Loid Forger and being a ‘mother’ to his snotty chihuahua kid.
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20 Jun 2026
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westalis' best agent with an impossible mission finds himself a universe where things didn't go as planned
a secret policeman tries not to fall in love with someone who could blow his cover
the world's smallest psychic is nothing if not entertained by both of her fathers
*on hiatus*
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20 Jun 2026
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Twilight has a mission: To find and expose the highly reclusive Donavan Desmond. Unfortunately for him, Desmond only shows himself out in public in his sons' schools. The clock is ticking as Twilight must get a family together to plant an agent in Eden academy and get close to Desmond.
Unfortunately, nothing goes as planned.
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au where loid got married to yuri instead of yor. another win for the gays. anyway,Bookmarked by PattyCakePatrick
20 Jun 2026
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“How are you?” Stiles asked, falling onto the couch beside Derek and leaning heavily into him. “How was your day? How’s the book?” He kissed his cheek once. Twice. Then two more times in quick succession.
Derek turned to look at him, Stiles affecting his most innocent expression as he patiently waited for Derek to answer his questions.
Instead of doing so, Derek slowly closed his book, losing his page, and set it on the coffee table in front of them. Then he turned to look at Stiles, leaning back slightly against the arm rest, and crossed his arms.
“What do you want?”
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- Part 1 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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11 Jun 2026
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(It is required to read part 1 first to understand this fic)
Static flooded the screen briefly before stabilizing into grainy footage. Black Hat sat behind a desk unfamiliar to Flug, far plainer than the one he currently used. He looked…younger, in a way. Not physically, obviously, as Black Hat seemed immune to age itself, but still. Somehow, he managed to look younger anyway, less composed.
His expression looked irritated before the recording had even begun. “This recording system is embarrassingly primitive,” he muttered.
Or: the deeply concerning process of how the embodiment of evil accidentally developed an attachment to the strange little scientist digging through his archives.
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- Part 2 of Two codependent freaks
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24 May 2026