Pitchery
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What was he trying to remember?
Oh.
Right.
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Don't tell them what you told me by Pitchery for normal_naming_convention (very_average_username)
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
08 Feb 2026
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"All of those people have lives.. they'll go to sleep and wake up tomorrow and live their life without ever knowing I exist." They answer back, the response having been rolled around their tongue for a minute like a sour candy they didn't want to swallow. "There's a whole sea of people I will never get to meet down there." They blink, turning their head to look up at him with glassy eyes, like he held all the answers to their questions.
They suppose he does, in a way.
OR: Umbrella gets drunk at an event Firebrand is attending, and the deity walks them home.
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Time has passed.
That is an undeniable fact, Rocket believes maybe several years or so have gone by, he hardly remembers much of that time but he does remember the cold.
OR: An alternate universe where Rocket runs away to Blackrock after a fight with Zuka and returns just a little too late.
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Zuka hopes that the bugs wont be gentle to him when they gnaw and chew on his dead body.
OR: A(nother) character study <3 my old maaaan
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The dishes can wait by Pitchery for normal_naming_convention (very_average_username)
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
23 Aug 2025
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"Hello dear." They speak, voice hardly louder than the fan buzzing nearby. They get a grumbled response back, Zuka cracking an eye open to look at them, take them in.
They huff out a small laugh, a beautiful sound, Zuka thinks, it doesn't fail to bring a smile to his own face, wrinkling as his lips upturn.
OR: More Zuka/Umbrella but its short as fuck and theyre kind of stupid idiots together.
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Gasa4 shenanigans by Pitchery
Fandom get a snack at 4 am Series (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
17 Jan 2025
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finished series, no longer being added to
- Words:
- 15,033
- Works:
- 2
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Rocket’s Guide On How (Not) To Explore Your Gender by CyberFiction
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
29 Mar 2026
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[Rated T for adult language and repeated body talk]
Sword finding out he was a boy was easy. He heard about trans people, and knew he was one. That was that.
It did not go as well for Rocket.Bookmarked by Pitchery
30 Mar 2026
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when am i gonna lose (you) by normal_naming_convention (very_average_username)
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
07 Aug 2025
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When there's an unexpected leadership change in the Blackrock inter-faction ambassador initiative, Umbrella is sent to find the previous chairman, B. Zuka, and get some answers out of him. They do find their answers, but they're not particularly happy about them. They're not happy about any of this, really.
or;
I took the one question from Hyperlaser's last spawnday QnA and ran with it, and also dragged in my favorite rarepair for fun.
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- Part 1 of you'll come back around in the end
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He stomps down on the ground around him as he walks, not caring for how loud of a ruckus he's making. After all, the world doesn’t care, so why should he care for a world who couldn’t even spare anything for him? Even when spotlights and cameras turn to him and he’s paid to, encouraged to engage and fight and survive, the world is apathetic. They don’t care.
They don’t care. The reminder floods into his head again. Anger rushes into his hand again, and he presses down on the dummy to push the heat out of his own head, and he inhales the sweat ridden air around him, and he hears—
“Rocket?”
or, rocket doesn't take the loss well. good thing there's people trying to help
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- Part 1 of gifts for the gang
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Let’s Be Alone Together by Poker
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft RPF
27 Sep 2022
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On top of the pillar, Tommy chooses life and leaps for the water, ready to leave exile behind. At that same moment, the server backs up as he falls, suspending him between life and death and the ensuing glitch pushes him from one server to another.
The Hermits have built a little family on their server, bonded through past trauma and instincts. So when a traumatized and scarred teenager crashes in, they’re happy to step up and be the family he needs.
Even if he doesn’t want them to be.
- Language:
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- 157,392
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
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Bookmarked by Pitchery
07 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
i read 40k words of this in one night. great fic.
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He knows the passage of time perhaps better than he knows himself. His body stands unfaltering against the indiscriminate onslaught of time ticking: days, months, years, decades, centuries, millennia—
Firebrand and Windforce are the first of them to have children. Venomshank is mildly surprised to hear this: demi-deities are a new, unexplored, thing. He wonders if they are afraid of the current of time overtaking their children and sweeping them away, wonders if they also fear for their children the same way he has seen mortals worry, wonders if watching demons for so many millennia prepared them for the actual experience. He wonders if they regret it.
He could never imagine bringing a child into the world through the Spawn. Time never grows kinder—it is a fact, plain and simple.
Venomshank is not suited for a child, and never will be.
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Venomshank and Sword’s relationship, as told through Venomshank’s eyes.
Series
- Part 2 of googly moogly