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(And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars break the mold by Queer_Queen
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
24 Jun 2026
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A meandering consideration on the different outsider perspectives of time travel.
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- Part 2 of The Boys Musings
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Doc takes Baby with him for a meeting with his nightlife clientele. He regrets it in the end.
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- Part 6 of Baby Driver fics
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Agent Butcher corners the supe he had been following around Sydney, only to be monologued at, which was pretty typical by Supe standards.
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- Part 1 of The Boys Musings
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The year before Clark’s senior year, thirteen year old Jenna Lawrence shows up with her own adoptive mother at the Kent Family Farm. After a whirlwind introduction to his ‘totally awesome precog’ baby cousin (and supposedly future wife of Lex Luthor) she disappears again to Sweden. The next time he sees her, he’s graduated Metropolitan U with a BA in Journalism, and she’s beginning a new position at LexCorp. In their time apart Clark has had time to reflect on his friendship with Luthor, and wants his cousin nowhere near him. However, on the other side of the shared chromosomes, Jenna has definitely not gotten the memo, and is ready to climb Lex Luthor like a tree.
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prove a rose by Queer_Queen
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
24 Feb 2024
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Emmeline approaches her cousin with the intent to quickly and quietly warn him about the impending lawsuit, and then disappear, as that side of the family clearly always wanted. Except, he welcomes her with open arms, and suddenly on top of her security matrix being stolen she now has the chance to rekindle familial relations with the last remaining relative of her long-dead father, a mysterious cousin named James Bond.
At the same time, the disruption to a certain unknown force will need to expedite their plans (if they want to secure their asset before she falls into the ungrateful hands of MI6).
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“The drugs should only take effect when Tanner provides her the activating chemical.”“If she throws up in the Aston Martin, you’re having it cleaned.”
“Please,” sighed Q, “Don’t labour on some assumption of my incompetence.”
Bond did not reply, simply watching as one of the field agents took the small container.
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- Part 2 of Emmeline Bond Multiverse
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Emmeline Bond Multiverse by Queer_Queen
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
24 Feb 2024
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Queen Queen's Not-so-Queer Movie Villain Bodice Rippers by Queer_Queen
Fandom James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond All Media Types
25 Nov 2020
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Yeah, this is all super niche and basically what happens when a garbage queer is like 99% interested in women and 1% in men - super niche no smut dramas which will read like a real and true mindfuck. enjoy you rat bags, i certainly will <3
but basically the only kind of man i am interested in a 'supervillain' with 0.00% anti-hero included in that category, so there will be no redemptions or character changes. I do not condone these relationships described, as they are 1000% toxic, these fics are meant as escapism stories, and would never work in real life (nor should they).
Other super niche fandoms I will be posting:
Brixton Lore (Hobbs and Shaw) x OFC
Franz Oberhauser (James Bond) x OFC
El Indio (For A Few Dollars More) x OFC
Blue Eyes (Good, Bad, Ugly) x OFC
Cyrus the Virus (Con Air) x OFC
Diamond Dog (Con Air) x OFCAnd Maybe Die Hard if I can get over myself and actually write the thing I'm thinking of.
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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Bookmarked by Queer_Queen
02 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself.
or: shane hires a stylist.
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Bookmarked by Queer_Queen
20 Mar 2026
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Killing The Joke by LtSaladmander
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
12 Nov 2024
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“You what?” Nancy’s shriek was truly a work of art. One Paz definitely wouldn’t go to the exhibit for, but a work of art nonetheless.
“Joker. Dead. I killed him.”
How many times was Paz going to have to go over this? This was only technically the second person, and she was already exhausted. She hadn’t even called her mother back yet. Maybe if she made cards? She could just hand them out when people inevitably asked her. No, that sounded too much like business cards for a hit-man. Well, if college didn’t work out, that was an option. Paz was a proven dead shot now. Sure, she’d definitely die immediately, but someone would probably pay her pretty well to do it.
“That is the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me,” Nancy informed her matter-of-factly.
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If you were to make a list of the entire population of Gotham, in order of most to least likely to finally kill the Joker, a random—objectively unqualified—college student wouldn’t even be on it.
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Bookmarked by Queer_Queen
07 Feb 2026
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Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?"
"Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism."
The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort.
Jessica laughed nervously. "You’re joking, right?"
I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No."
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Thorough-bass and human nature by MildredMost for fawatson
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
21 May 2017
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Mary Bennet agrees to spend the London season with the newly married Darcys. She discovers that she would still infinitely prefer a book. But hiding in the library at balls and parties is not the solution, as an odd young man keeps turning up there.
“'Miss Bennet', she says. I did not know my Conscience would have such an ordinary name.”
“I am not your conscience, sir,” Mary said, feeling made fun of and annoyed to be shaken out of her reverie for nonsense. “And whimsicality such as this, whilst charming in a child, is not so appealing in a grown man.”
“Wait,” he said. “Do wait. I am so used to speaking in that silly way with silly young women that I quite forgot myself. Please stay and talk a little more.”
(from the prompt "Mary's season in London. Her moralising is a trial to her sisters but in the end she outshines them all.")
ETA Thank you to Prinzenhasserin for helping me bounce around some ideas, and to Burglebezzlement for the offer of betaing!
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Bookmarked by Queer_Queen
05 Sep 2024