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    Miranda thinks she's finally getting a good grasp on her very quiet, very-intimidating-at-first-glance coworker. She likes to believe they've even become friends!

    Wait, what do you mean he's been married this whole time?!

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    16 Jul 2026

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    OHHHHHH MY GOD OHHHHHOYHHVYHOIAHS MY GOD

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    "Rocky did not understand human names and titles when we met. Eridian names longer, give information on Eridian's home, associations, skills." For the first time in ages, he positioned two of his arms together, forming the design that Grace thought of like a family crest, a single design bisected.

    "You should teach me to read those before we get to Erid, so I can be polite." As Grace considered the linework, already picking up on some vague ideas from the shapes in Rocky's carapace, something else occurred to him. "So… I picked 'Rocky' because your outer shell looks like stone."

    "And for inspirational story of athlete who defeats human system of poverty to become great champion. Eye of the tiger."

    "Retroactively, yeah." Grace bent at the hips, getting to Rocky's 'eye' level. "So what'd you name me?"

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ohhhhh my god eridians having sub vocalizations??? That’s so fucking cool. It’s also so funny to me that Rocky’s so possessive that anytime someone is in graces home his sub vocalizations is just (mine, mine, mine, mine, mine)

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    After breaking up with Hannah, Jacob thought he'd never fall in love again. That is, until he saw Mr. Grace walk in to the little bar he began visiting.

    Mr. Grace was looking at him with stunned, watery eyes. The baby blues were near eclipsed by his pupils, relaxing in the low light. A furious blush had made his way onto his cheeks, showing up clear as day under the lightly tanned translucent skin. His mouth was parted slightly, the softness of his bottom lip glistening.

    Absolutely beautiful.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Reading this entire fic kicking my feet and giggling

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    He’s spoken to Cypher multiple times before about the nature of the agent’s work, how he wont specify his methods, how the ones he has shared have been… distasteful, to say the least. Cypher never seemed to take their discussions seriously, much to Sova’s displeasure. He would always laugh, purr out some answer along the lines of 'I do what it takes,' and sometimes throw in 'my friend' for added insult.
    And now here he is, parked across Sova typing away, ensuring that the first thing the hunter sees upon waking is a reminder that the man he hates is the very man who saved his life. That those same hands Sova had fallen into are now, he can only assume, picking apart another person’s life.

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    After saving Sova’s life on a mission, Cypher begins to act like he and the hunter are friends. Sova, to nobody’s surprise, does not feel the same.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Oh my fucking god. The characterizations of these two holy SHIT. Ohhhhhhhh my god bruh, this fic actually made me tear up a bit holy shit.

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    After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    I fucking LOVE possessive Rocky. That is his freak of an alien and he is going to wife it.