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The restaurant was dim. The atmosphere elegant, intimate, and expensive. Her chocolate eyes scanned the room carefully, searching for something. Then she saw what she was looking for.
Bingo.
Her next target has bewitching, aquamarine orbs and stunning strawberry blonde hair. The grey streak that appears on her left side adds to her mature charm.
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Dazai is a young vet student that works part time at a restaurant, though she uses the place to her advantage as a hunting ground for MILFs. What she didn’t expect is that the most perfect woman she’s ever seen doesn’t seem to be too interested in her advances and the brunette is anything but a quitter.
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Vicious Mockery by Imgonnaproposetotheastonmartin
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 May 2025
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"You fucking hack!"
Edgar watched as Nathaniel physically flinched at the insult, wincing as he stepped back. He turned his head to eye the unknown man from under his fringe.
"Scarlet letter? More like write better! You provided themes a child could understand!"
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If Danny Motta knew anything about being isekai'd, it was that he should lay low until he figured out the lay of the land.
Unfortunately, every single Bungou Stray Dogs character seemed to disagree, and it was up to Danny to stop the world from ending.
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Bookmarked by RandomAsexual
28 Apr 2024
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Caught up to 21
This is so funny help- it’s so good too
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Secure. Contain. Protect. by MissingOneEye, 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚝𝚣 (MissingOneEye)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, SCP Foundation
30 May 2026
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WARNING! LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE IS REQUIRED! DISOBEDIENCE WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION!
This file is restricted to personnel with 5/676 or higher clearance. Unauthorized access is forbidden. Failure to follow these procedures will result in immediate termination. Continue?> Yes.
PLEASE PROVIDE CREDENTIALS.
LOGIN > O.Dazai0619
PASSWORD > ********************LOADING...
ACCESS GRANTED.Bookmarked by RandomAsexual
17 May 2024
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This looks fucking SICK I cant wait to read it!
Update! The horrors. Chapter 6 next ^^
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she lights cigarettes like lanterns (for the darkness in my head) by fyopilled
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Jun 2024
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“I do have questions,” she admitted. She’d said so few words that each syllable had Dazai leaning forward in her seat waiting for the next one. “Well, just one. Do you and your husband love each other?”
Dazai’s lips twitched up into a smirk.
“I’m afraid not,” she sighed, swirling her wine wistfully. “I’m not his type, and he’s not mine. I don’t even use his last name if it’s not a legal matter.”
“Who’s… his type?” Fyodor replied, perplexed. Dazai looked at her for a long, wordless moment before she understood. “He’s a homosexual, then.” A curt nod. “And you’re…”
“In theory,” Dazai clarified. “Not in practice. I don’t leave the house or talk to anyone but the men my husband brings around. I would’ve liked to have had sex with a lady before I died, but… here you are.”
“Here I am,” Fyodor agreed with a dry gulp.
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Chuuya Nakahara hires an assassin to take his wife out quickly and painlessly, but his wife has never been one to go so easily.
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