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Homecoming by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for tempt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2022
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Shěn Qīngqiū's already sick of this stupid wife plot by the time the ever shifting portal spits them out into the Water Prison of a different dimension. Instead of his dearly missed bamboo house, he sees the Original Goods. The original Shěn Qīngqiū, not yet a human stick. And a fully blackened Luò Bīnghé, very clearly about to change that. What else can he and his Bīnghé do but rescue the other Shěn Qīngqiū and abscond with him. Sure, the other Luò Bīnghé's going to chase after them as soon as he figures out how, but that gives them time to plan. And have a small to large breakdown - that one's for Qīngqiū's only, no Bīnghé's allowed.
Of course, Shěn Qīngqiū - Shěn Yuán - doesn't expect his stupid traps to actually work. It doesn't, but perhaps it goes alright anyway.
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13 Jul 2026
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Exemption Clause by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for xiphium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2023
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Instead of arresting Shen Qingqiu and nearly immediately carting him off, they linger. They give Yue Qingyuan time to think and, as Shen Qingqiu knows, that is deadly.
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04 Jul 2026
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Haunted by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for xiphium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2023
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There was a glitch during transmigration - Shen Yuan's inclined to think such a thing was caused solely by how stubborn Shen Qingqiu is - and now he's stuck a less than a ghost. At least a ghost would be perceivable by people. The only person who can see Shen Yuan is Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu who's stubborn enough to ignore all of Shen Yuan's perfectly reasonable suggestions for how he should treat his disciples. One disciple, in particular. Since Shen Yuan can't mention the whole 'human stick' thing, trying to convince Shen Qingqiu to act like a decent human is frustratingly hard.
Appeal to Shen Qingqiu's common decency? Ha! Absolutely not. Bribery was the only solution that was ever going to work.
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04 Jul 2026
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The Guardian Angel's Guide to Babysitting a Black Lotus by blueblairy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2026
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"If you are a spirit," Luo Binghe whispered to the empty air, his dark eyes curving into a smile as he deliberately stepped toward the edge of the cliff. "Then you must have a form. And if you have a form, you can be caught."
Hovering invisibly a few feet away, Shen Yuan checked his rapidly depleting System balance and silently screamed.
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Shen Yuan died and woke up bound to the protagonist of his least favorite trash novel. The System's rules are simple: keep Luo Binghe alive, or face permanent soul deletion. It sounds like a straightforward escort mission. Shen Yuan is fully prepared to protect the sweet, innocent white lotus from the cruelties of the cultivation world.
There is only one problem. Luo Binghe is already a manipulative, terrifyingly observant child.
Shen Yuan was supposed to be a guardian angel. Now, he desperately needs his own guardian angel to survive being the prized possession of a very clingy, thoroughly unhinged protagonist.
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- Part 1 of System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy
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13 May 2026
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Sharp Toothed Ghost by Theeverlongwhatnow
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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(Working title. May change)
An unusual phone is found in Gotham on a rooftop. when the Batfamily finally get into it they find videos of a child injured and alone in Gotham. This starts the race to find a surprisingly evasive kid.Danny finds himself in Gotham. Not knowing how he got there or how he got de-aged, Danny sets out on surviving in this new place while losing memories at the same time. Though its only a time until his Fenton luck shows and the resident vigilantes start to bother him.
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12 May 2026