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Snape finds himself in the Hogwarts hospital wing in a comatose state. While he tries to break free of the coma, strange revelations come to light. Strangest of all is his apparent relationship with Potter that he hardly remembers. But surely it is some sort of trick, because there's simply no way that a relationship that crazy could occur… could it?
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01 Mar 2026
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The Potions master was dosed with heartbreak in a vial, ensuring a perfectly ironic death… Unless someone came along to cure him with true love’s kiss.
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01 Mar 2026
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After the battle, Severus wakes up in a portrait in the headmaster's office. He assumes he is dead, but then Harry tumbles into his portrait out of the blue, and no one understands why.
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28 Feb 2026
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“You can’t just say January.” Harry said a few minutes later, setting down his tea and a slice of nut bread he hadn’t ordered. “You have to tell me the day as well.”
“I have to do no such thing.” He replied. “And I didn’t ask for the nut bread.”
“I know. It’s new on the menu. You’ll like it. So, what day?”
He sighed, pulling the nut bread closer – he still didn’t much care for nuts. “January 9th. And you best put to rest any ideas you have about asking me for the year.” He added dryly.
Harry giggled all the way back to the counter.
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FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.
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Hereditary Enemies by Another_Freak1258
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale is a rat bought as a meal for Crowley. Frustratingly, Anathema can’t get the stubborn snake to eat the damn thing!
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18 Nov 2024
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This is absolutely ridiculous and I can’t help but adore it.
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Hired Heart (illustrated by many artists) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2021
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As a result of his sheltered upbringing, Aziraphale made it to 50 without exploring his sexuality or coming out. After 50, all that changed - he's gay, he's out, and wants to find love. He also wants to have sex. He's a tad nervous about that. His friend Agnes suggests he consult a professional and get some no-strings practice and advice, and build some confidence. And her friend Tracy runs an agency…
Crowley has quite the breadth of sexual experience: he’s a high class escort. He’s been in his line of work for a long time, though in this industry, that’s not exactly an advantage. He likes his work, but the more he’s reminded that he’s not as young as he once was, the more he contemplates his exit strategy. When his bookings manager and friend Tracy gives him a new, nervous client, Crowley finds him unexpectedly captivating. In fact, Crowley can’t seem to get him out of his head.
A Smitten Crowley is also a very silly Crowley, so prepare for giggles and fluff along with your love story and smut...
This fic is sex worker positive, disability positive, & a variety of genders and sexual preferences are referred to in back story.
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I crave an infinity of "Aziraphale’s body is perfect no matter what it looks like and Crowley loves him unconditionally and Gabriel can go stick his head in a bucket of paint" soft romantic asexual fics. So I wrote one myself.
Disclaimer: no paint is actually involved.
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Omega Crowley hasn't gotten knotted since the one night stand that left him with a kid and a reputation. When a new dad shows up to Taekwondo, he begins to wonder if now's not the time to start taking care of his heat the natural way.
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05 Nov 2024
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Omega single dad Crowley, sex-worker Alpha single dad Aziraphale. Ch 8 is a great stand-alone sex scene.
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Crowley wakes up in a mental hospital with no memory of how he got there. Without his demonic powers, neither the doctors, nor the people who claim to be his family will believe he is who he says he is. With the evidence against him mounting, his only lifeline to the real world is a cryptic note left by an unseen messenger. The longer he stays in this hospital, the harder it becomes to recall for sure, is Crowley really a demon of Hell? Or has his entire existence been nothing more than a delusion conjured by a grieving mind?
This story is based on artwork by the ineffable Gleafer! Go support her on tumblr (you'll be very happy you did, TRUST ME!
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- Part 1 of Tethered
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Our homeward steps were just as light by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2024
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She flipped to the paperwork for the new gentleman, a Mr. A. Z. Fell.
He was a retired literature professor, it seemed.
He was slated to be in the room next to — oh, this could be a problem — Anthony.
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- Part 1 of There was magic abroad in the air
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16 Oct 2024
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Darling nursing home AU. Of course they would be adorable old men.
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Crowley and Aziraphale, rival bookshop owners, unknowingly fall for each other through anonymous online conversations. By day, their competition is fierce and distrust is mutual, while their virtual connection grows into a deep bond.
As their love story unfolds, the tension between their real-life rivalry and this blossoming romance leads to a revelation that changes everything.Bookmarked by RatsofNIMH
15 Oct 2024
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She Loves me/You’ve Got Mail AU. Very well done!
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The Kingdom of Celestria is a land full of stories and myth, where magic has been banned for centuries yet still flows through the blood of the kingdom's citizens. Anthony Crowley, one such mage, has always wanted to be a knight despite the very dangerous position just possessing the talent for magic puts him in, and this year he might just get his chance.
His Royal Highness, Prince Aziraphale, isn't quite ready to become His Royal Majesty, but prophecies and hidden plots force his hand and send him, the insufferable Sir Gabriel, and the mysterious Crowley on a quest to prove his worth to the kingdom and to himself.
Will they find the fabled flaming sword in time? Even if they do, will the people of Celestria accept a king with magic flowing in his veins?
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22 Sep 2024
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Teach Me by GaHellHimself, NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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A fic based on GaHell's excellent "Teach Me" comic, which you can read on his Tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/gahellhimself-blog
A huge thanks to GaHell for allowing me to fic his amazing work and for creating this world and inspiring this fic in the first place. Please support him on his socials!
And an equally huge thanks to my betas, 77ckk, demonsandpieohmy, crystalsilhouette, Kotias and Nosferatini.
And a last minute panic thank you to theRavenMuse for helping me add the images.
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- Part 1 of Flash Bastards AU
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21 Sep 2024
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Paths of Pleasure Front & Back Covers by Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jan 2022
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Crowley folded his newspaper and accepted, with grim resignation, that he would have to try and save the world. It wasn’t that he particularly wanted to do it again; the first time had been bad enough and he’d needed an eleven-year-old to do the hard bit. He didn’t feel any kind of great love towards all living things at the moment, or have any heroic feelings. He simply knew that nobody else would do it.
And Aziraphale, who had stumbled his way into the centre of it all, would be trying desperately not to let it happen and failing, because Heaven wouldn’t let him succeed. One more time, and he resolved that it would be the very last time, Crowley would have to fix things for him.
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But You Are An Ocean by megzseattle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2023
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After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.
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Love is an Action Verb by Snarky_Synesthete
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale leaves for Heaven to help with The Second Coming, but not everything Upstairs is as it seems. Crowley runs away from his problems until he is suddenly summoned by a trio of unlikely friends trying to save the world (again). Through misadventures, imprisonments, immortal attempted suicide, lucid dreaming, dealing with teenagers, and an off-putting amount of bebop, an angel and a demon try to find their way back to each other as Heaven and Hell close in around them. (I'm aware that this starts off slow. It starts getting good around chapters 5-6, but the Epilogue might be my favorite part.)
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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In the innocent time before the Fall complicated everything, one shy, studious chronicler and one curious, chaotic starmaker fell in love. They were left with no memory of each other, but the soul remembers what the mind forgets, and their experiences together left them with a unique kind of synesthesia— the emotional state, mannerisms, and voice of one having a paired physical response (smell, taste, or color) in the other.
Follow Aziraphale and Crowley from the pre-Fall times to the Apocalypse as these heightened earthly senses continually pull them back together. At first, they meet tentatively under Halley’s Comet, the last thing Crowley created as a starmaker and an excuse to keep returning to one another’s orbit. But over the millennia, their relationship deepens and they find new reasons to seek each other’s company.