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    They’d never learned enough about Pennywise as kids, and as adults there wasn’t exactly a wealth of knowledge on other-worldly, kid-eating, clown monsters. So none of them can really be held responsible for not knowing the mating habits of their childhood boogeyman… or that dancing is apparently the kick starter to a week-long marathon of creepy clown courting… And so, so much more.

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    The one where Billy tries to distract Pennywise from eating his friends by dancing and it turns out to be how alien murder clowns attract a mate.

    (My summary doesn’t do the fic it’s proper justice. What started as a little fun and wacky idea has rolled away from me and is now a huge story with lots going on)

    (Over 45,000 hits on this? Omfg we’re all freaks)

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    24 May 2026

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    Hermione Granger is a semi-socially adjusted genius who would really rather not alter her life plans to study at a school she's never heard of before. She had dreams and plans and wishes and goals. None of them included being a witch. But here she was anyway, a real witch with a real wand, a legacy shrouded in secrecy, and a few too many titles for an 11-year-old.

    Or; Hermione's parents are a bit more reluctant to send their only child to magic boarding school. They also happen to be squibs who passed on a pretty rich magical legacy.

    [Revised, Rewritten, with New Additions!!]

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    23 May 2026

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    Sometimes, the claiming resulted in couples that had absolutely nothing in common except for a mating bite given during a frenzy of shark-like Alpha behaviour.

    To Hermione it seemed harsh and unfair, to have your life twisted like that just because someone managed to sink their teeth into your flesh in a fight, like there was a sickening randomness to one of life’s most important events.

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    12 May 2026

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    There's a marriage law on the books and the matching begins in the morning. Hermione takes her last night of choice into her own hands... and finds way more than she bargained for.

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    11 May 2026

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    Bella jumps off the cliff in the middle of a storm with no thoughts other than those of reaching Edward and being with him again forever. She's pulled out of the water, dead, by not one but two wolves, and resuscitated. Now living with the knowledge that she had been dead and what being dead had and could have done to those that care for her, she decides to get better. This is her second chance, and working through it won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

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    08 Jul 2023

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