1 - 20 of 142 Works by ResidentHesitant

Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Yesterday morning, a raid party went to the Better Living re-education facility in northeast One – the one that used to be an observatory, or something. Seven crews went in. Ten crews came out. Dracs dead, exxies axed, total success. But there have been rumors. And the Zones have been buzzing.

    Rumor had it that a Scarecrow had been killed in the raid. Rumor had it that they found another 'joy who had been held prisoner. Rumor had it that the only thing anyone could get them to say was that the Scarecrow was going to kill them. Rumor had it that the Scarecrow had been Korse. No one will say who the killjoy is. It doesn’t seem like anybody actually knows.

    Party Poison went missing last year. When they turn up eight months later in Better Living hospital whites and on a cocktail of the Batt's finest meds, no one knows what to do. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than detox to make things right.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,291
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364
  2. Tags
    Summary

    The Hemlocke Report, as it currently stands, exists as a collection of journal entries, wax cylinder recordings, newspaper clippings, photographs, silent film reels, and police reports taken in the city of Emberton, Hale, between 1914 and 1917 in the historic Whitepine estate. The report was compiled in full in 1926, nearly ten years after the final expedition, by the report’s subject, Sir Pyroscythe Hemlocke, after a neurotic break prompted extensive work with a psychotherapist, who encouraged him to formalize the recordings taken during that period. Once compiled, the report remained in storage until 1979, when it was discovered by Sir Hemlocke’s great-niece, R████████ Hemlocke-Caine, while clearing out the estate after his death. All recordings and reports were digitized and put to film, and released as a documentary under █████████ Films in 1981.

    Y'know hit cult classic novel House of Leaves and it's pseudo-academic, generally weird as hell format? Y'know how something in the Whitepine Estate isn't quite right? Y'know how the grand tradition of the katabasis has persisted in the popular imagination for centuries? Yeah. Yeah.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    195
  3. Tags
    Summary

    a podfic of the wonderful warrior cats au fic posted for last battleship, complete with sound effects :3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    46
  4. Tags
    Summary

    a web weave focused on Those Two Doomed-Ass Roommates and how incredibly stressed out v!apo is at all times

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56
  5. Tags
    Summary

    a web weave focused on post-blackrock, pre-dawnlight zoeya straining under the weight of being queen when your boybestfriend now haunts your narrative

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    37
  6. Tags
    Summary

    pixie hollow au web weave focused on ivory and serapter's friendship, neurodivergence, and gettin' into hijinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    77
  7. Tags
    Summary

    You were not your necromancer’s first choice for cavalier, and he does not let you forget that.

    More often than not, he reminds you that you are here as a favor. You were a reject from the Sixth, he reminds you, welcomed into the Fifth out of the goodness of his heart. Scott reminds you of this often, no matter how hard you train to be the perfect cavalier. You get him everything he needs. You wait on his every whim. But you were not his first choice, no matter how hard you try.

    The Fifth House is hosting a ball tonight, the first under Scott's rule as Lord of the Koniortos Court. Pyro, his ever-loyal cavalier, swears to spend the night protecting his necromancer for all he is worth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    152
  8. Tags
    Summary

    It always starts at the same moment.

    “You look stunning, my friend,” Foolish says, kissing the back of Eret’s hand.

    “Oh, stop.”

    Foolish will never get used to seeing Eret die, no matter how many lifetimes they find each other in. At the Red Banquet, however, she finds herself living the same moment over, and over, and over again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
  9. Tags
    Summary

    If this is what tumbleweed work is always going to look like, Wilbur doesn't want to do it. When he's sent out to retrieve a faction leader in Vegas, he thinks it'll be easy.

    Instead, he gets Vice President.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
  10. Tags
    Summary

    To their royal majesty King Er
    Dear E
    Big man!

    Eret,

    First off, hey. Hi. Been a while. I never know how to start these things off, so, sorry if this comes off a little stilted.

    A series of letters between Tommy Innit and King Eret, discussing a former mutual acquaintance and their experiences with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41
  11. Tags
    Summary

    It starts like this:

    The traitor, the baker, and the general’s son sit on the couch and wait for L’Manberg’s destruction.

    Three very hurt people find solace in one another before their world comes crashing down around them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    30
  12. Tags
    Summary

    On her second night out of hospital, Zoeya wakes up panicking. Rythian, ever vigilant, is there to comfort her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    24
  13. Tags
    Summary

    web weave comparing ivory and detective bormethius, to the tune of tarot and wikipedia screenshots

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    108
  14. Tags
    Summary

    After reuniting with her family in the Twilight Forest and taking her place as next in line for the throne, Zoeya complains about her princess-induced woes to Rythian, her ever-loyal knight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    32
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Something in the palace wants to kill you. Maybe it’s the palace itself.

    That is the sense you get, more than anything – you sense the malice, you sense the sheer weight of what this kingdom means, but more than anything, you sense how badly the palace itself hates you. It’s driving you mad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    27
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Foolish has been languishing in this stupid tower for gods only know how long. Yeah, sure, he got out to do that tournament, but he had to come right back to this prison cell, where he'll be stuck for the rest of eternity.

    Eret, however, has other plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    44
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Ghoul isn't sure whose idea it was first. Might have been Jet’s. Might have been Poison's. But the idea comes to tie Party up.

    “Hey,” Ghoul whispers.

    “Hey yourself, joybuzzer.” Their voice is quiet. A little distant.

    “We’re gonna take care of you. You know that, right?” Poison swallows, but nods. Jet’s hand moves from their back to their hair, and just starts to play.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    314
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Six months after the fight that got him killed, Wilbur Soot reappears in the Zones. The former members of the L'Manberg crew get back together to deal with everything that entails, including lingering hard feelings over the crew's dissolution. But when Ranboo is captured by Better Living, taken by the same people who took Wilbur, it's up to old friends and older enemies to get him back.

    (Hey! This is a DSMP Danger Days: True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys AU! Taking place in an alternate universe where megacorpotation Better Living Industries has taken control of Los Angeles and created the dystopian Battery City after some kind of near-apocalyptic war, the killjoys, rebels living in the surrounding desert, do everything they can do break free, survive, and enjoy their lives while fighting against BL/Ind's control. Inspired by the MCR album!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,513
    Chapters:
    12/14
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,432
  19. Tags
    Summary

    The woman in the sunglasses, the one Death has only ever heard referred to as miss and ma’am, leads them down the dimly lit hallway to the room.

    As always, the Clerk is belted down around his waist. As always, the woman in the sunglasses hands Death a dagger. As always, she inclines her head towards the bed and says, in clear, unaccented English, “Have fun.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    103
  20. Tags
    Summary

    There has to be someone. There has to be someone you can trust enough to tell. Maybe they’ll even let you feed on them, if you ask. You’ll never do it without asking. You’ll never turn anyone without them asking you. You just want to stop being hungry. You just want someone to trust you.

    Or: five scenes of people learning that Apo has been turned, and one where everyone already knew.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    307

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation