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  1. Rec 81

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    She quirked an eyebrow, not sure exactly what was going on but open to humouring him. Moving slower this time, more deliberately, she brought her finger back to her lips, but this time she stuck her tongue out and licked the creamy substance from the pad of her fingertip, only bringing her tongue back into her mouth once it was fully clean. 

    She’d maintained eye contact with her boyfriend the whole time, and was equal parts turned on and fascinated by the fact that he was whimpering by the time her little show was over. 

    “Pen, I’m gonna need you not to judge what happens next and just trust me that it’ll be really, really good. Get your arse to the bedroom. Now.” As an afterthought, he added, “Please.”

    “But the dishes,” she protested half-heartedly, clearly just poking the bear at this point.

    Fuck the dishes,” he said, already standing up and walking around to her chair. “I’ll set them on fucking fire if we’re not in the bedroom in the next five seconds.”

    ***

    Colin and Pen stop using condoms and Colin discovers a new obsession.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    🍦🎂🫦🫟

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    It's not the first time Colin has woken up with a dry mouth, an achy body and a severe case of ‘what the hell did I do last night?’ but it is definitely the first time he has woken up here.

    What’s happening…?

    What is this place…?

    Is that Penelope he can hear…?

    His panic and confusion melt away at the sound of her voice and he feels a sense of relief. Penelope is close, she’s here… she’s… very close, actually… very, very close.

    Wait… Is she…? Is he…? Could he be…?

    Inside her?

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    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🤯🤭

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    “What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly. 

    Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday. 

     At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?

    Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?

    No, that couldn’t be true.

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    Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😏™️

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Ignoring his impending death from embarrassment, Colin quickly put on his hazards and got out of the car, moving to the back to remove Penelope’s suitcase from the trunk. As he joined her on the sidewalk he saw her snickering at a new sign right next to where he’d parked.

    In bright blue, the sign proudly stated:

    Kiss and goodbye

    (No kisses above 3 minutes!)

    Colin blinked at the words, reading them a few times in his head.

    Penelope was still giggling when Colin’s brain simply stopped functioning and he let his mouth take over. 

    “Well, I guess we have to kiss.”

    She blinked at him.

    He gestured uselessly at the sign with one hand. “The sign. We have to kiss goodbye.”

    ***

    They HAD to kiss goodbye! 🙂‍↕️

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ✈️💋

  5. Rec 58

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    Later that morning they were sharing a large blanket on the couch, both hovering over Colin’s laptop like horny gremlins, staring at the screen. Colin had pulled up an Incognito Chrome tab and Pen raised an eyebrow. “Does anyone else use this computer but you?” she asked rhetorically.

    Colin huffed. “I mean – no, but what if I get hit by a bus and my Mum goes through my shit and sees my last search history was about how to safely fuck my girlfriend in the arse? I’d die.”

    “You’d already be dead,” Pen pointed out.

    “Yeah, okay — you want to do this research or not?”

    She did a cute little salute. “Aye aye captain, let’s find out how to get my bum properly railed.”

    🍑🍑🍑

    On their six-month anniversary, Penelope asks Colin to try something new in the bedroom. Colin is determined to find the best and safest way to go about it. For science.

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    05 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    🍑😏

  6. Rec 50

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    He shook his head vehemently. “No, nope, that’s not what this is about. This is about the Bridgerton name. Our name means something, Ben. At least it used to. We can change that. Just one more, one more big fucking job, and we’ll be set right again for life. Our mother, our family will get back to the lifestyle they deserve, without having to worry about every check clearing. It’ll work, I know it, Ben.”

    Colin took a deep breath, knowing that the idea he’d mulled over for months in his cell was far-fetched. “The British Museum.”

    “No —”

    Colin stopped his interruption with a hand in the air. “Hear me out, please.”

    ***

    OR the Ocean's 11 AU  - Bridgerton style. Who's ready for a heist?!

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    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HEIST HEIST HEIST HEIST

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    "It's a boy!"

    The nurses placed a bundle in Penelope's arms.
    He was perfectly healthy, which was a miracle considering that Penelope did not know she was pregnant until a few hours ago.

     

    Or
    The one where Penelope has a cryptic pregnancy.

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    11 Mar 2026

  8. Rec 30

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    Colin was ready to meet up with his best friend Penelope for their weekly movie night, when a stranger intercepts them both with alternate plans. They find themselves in a dangerous situation, with no choice but to become closer - the fate of an alien species is in their hands.

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    The Polin alien abduction fic nobody asked for but everyone needs 👽🛸

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    07 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    👽🛸💜

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    Colin and Penelope met randomly at London's Heathrow airport during a massive strike, leading to unprecedented delays and a connection to last a lifetime.

    Now they deal with how it will work outside the “airport bubble.”

    AKA Part two of our airport lovers - NYC edition 💋✈️💜✌️

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    07 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ✈️❤️✌🏼

  10. Rec 82

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    Penelope Featherington.
    An heiress. A surgical resident. Newly alone in the world.
    Her parents and sisters died in a freak avalanche during a cheerful family ski trip. Penelope survived only because she’d stayed behind at the lodge that morning.

    Now, dealing with survivors guilt, she works hard to save lives in the hospital during the day, chases deadly thrills at night, spending her days in a kind of muted haze.

    That’s when she first hears of The Crimson Veil—a private club whispered about in the darker corners of the city. Rumours say the owner is either a criminal mastermind or a fallen aristocrat. Whatever he is, he’s dangerous.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    He may have been a seasoned traveller, but this was the biggest disaster he’d seen at an airport in all his years traversing the globe. He’d been there since nine o’clock that morning, and hour after hour had gone by, with announcement after announcement stating a delay, then another, then another.

    “If they’re going to cancel it, just fucking cancel it,” he mumbled, turning around abruptly and knocking his large pack against something solid, hearing a loud grunt and promptly turning around to see a body topple to the floor, much to his dismay.

    “Oh my gods, I’m so sorry, are you okay?!” He reached his hand down to help the poor woman he’d apparently assaulted. She hesitated before taking his hand, letting him help her back up to standing, brushing herself off, then finally looking him in the eyes.

    His breath hitched as he took her in for the first time. She was probably the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

    ***

    A strangers to lovers, inspired by real-life never-ending flight delays. A sort-of ode to airports in general, and what a both magical and maddening place they can be. ✈️

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    20 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ✈️❤️

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    Penelope has spent half of her life alone in love with Colin Bridgerton. In an unexpected development, she finds herself falling into a friends with benefits relationship with his brother, Benedict.

    When the entire Bridgerton family gathers at Aubrey Hall for Christmas, Penelope included, she finds herself caught up in trying to keep her encounters with Benedict hidden from the family, preventing her feelings for Colin from spilling over, and making it through the holiday with some semblance of dignity.

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    The guest room in Aubrey Hall was familiar to Penelope at this point. When she was younger, she’d share with Eloise every time they visited. She was always her plus one. After they graduated secondary school, Violet made a big deal about her having her own room for their annual summer visits and any other holidays Penelope joined for.

    Moving around the room unpacking her items with a familiar cadence, she paused when she reached her toiletry bag. The box of condoms she’d hastily stashed in there stared back at her. Why had she packed them? This was absurd. She swore to herself she wouldn’t need them. That it was a family holiday and she was going to behave herself, not rouse suspicion.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Violet Bridgerton has had enough of her three eldest sons refusing to engage with the marriage mart. She has seen her daughters Daphne and Francesca married in the last four seasons but she wants more grandchildren and she wants them now.

    And so, in the week before the whole family and ton are due to descend on Aubrey Hall for the annual Hearts and Flowers Ball, Lady Violet has invited a select group of eligible ladies to the Hall to participate in a series of challenges where the ultimate prize is up for grabs: marriage to one of the three oldest Bridgerton brothers. Penelope Featherington is on her fourth year on the mart with no prospects.

    (Regency AU -
    multichap fic I will correct the chapter count on update.
    Whistledown exists, Colin didn’t make any foolish declarations in the Featherington gardens, Penelope and Eloise are grand. Prudence is still unmarried. This started out as a purely crack fic but I accidentally kept adding plot and making myself cry. There is still quite a lot of crack though. If you crave period accuracy, sorry. I researched some bits with fervour and then hugged an anachronism or two for the giggles.
    I’m trying to be consistent, but I make the rules and my brain is wonky).

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    18 Oct 2025

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    One Penelope ended up in 1815: trapped in a corset, dodging marriage proposals, and slowly falling for a certain charming Bridgerton.

    The other Penelope ended up in 2025: no chaperone, an accidental viral sensation, and with a Colin Bridgerton who looks at her like she’s the last cream cake at tea.

    Now they’ve swapped centuries, swapped wardrobes, and might just accidentally ruin the space-time continuum, as-well as their reputations.

    There’s time travel. There’s scandal. There’s two very confused Colins. And absolutely no one is prepared for what happens when the Ton meets TikTok.

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    02 Aug 2025

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