SamSpectrum
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- Red vs. Blue (11)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (2)
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WORK IN PROGRESS
Church is tired of Caboose's patchy beard and decides to shave him.
From this Tumblr post.it’s so important that you think of church shaving cabooses face intimately. thank you.
it’s not that caboose is incapable of shaving himself (if he uses a straight razor he’s definitely getting some nicks but if you give him an electric razor he’ll be fine) it’s that caboose doesn’t like having a full beard because of sensory but also does not give one single shit about his appearance meanwhile church will be driven insane by cabooses patchy stubble and also you KNOW church has the most pretentious views on what counts as good razors so he’s pulling caboose into the bathroom and so delicately holding his face and giving him a clean shave. because you know. the rituals. they’re intricate.
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- Part 4 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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A cat appears out of nowhere in Blood Gulch and decides to stick around. That's it, that's the fic.
- Just the random ideas and info I got.
- They walk into blue base for the first time while Blue team is playing poker.
- Sarge is convinced the cat is a blue spy, but quickly changes his mind when they get him a gift.
- Grif bonds with the cat by being lazy and taking naps.
- Simmons punched the mirror again. The cat is surprisingly helpful.
- Donut tries to bond with the cat. It doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.
- The reds and blues fight over who the cat belongs to.
- Turns out the way past Wash's defenses is to be a cat. Or to have a cat.
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- Part 3 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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Of all the ways he's imagined seeing him again, ‘naked on an alien temple's floor in a puddle of his own semen, furiously jerking himself off, stuck in hypersensitivity and forced arousal that keeps getting worse until he's come fifty times’ was surprisingly not on the list.
Locus finds a new alien temple. In theory: it gets activated every once in a while by key holders to let go of their stress. The higher the stress they've been under, the more they'll need to relax. In practice: Locus has been through quite a bit more stress than he should have.Series
- Part 2 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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"I Worshipped Church Way Before It Was Cool" by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
30 May 2025
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- Caboose keeps messing things up, Church gets mad. Caboose has a special way of apologizing. Turns out he's got a pretty obvious worship kink. Turns out Church likes it.
- More fucking.
- Epsilon possesses the Reds and Blues to fuck Caboose.
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- Part 1 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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The Reds and Blues have a thing.
Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.
But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.
Featuring:
Sarge as Donut
Donut as Sarge
Grif as Simmons
Simmons as Grif
Caboose as Tucker
Tucker as Church
Church as CabooseSeries
- Part 1 of Bodyswap AU
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Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandom Red vs. Blue
21 Sep 2025
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I write so much but never post anything because I keep waiting for my WIPs to get finished. It's been going on for years so I figured I might as well put everything good out there, even if it's unfinished.
Some of these are pretty old, but others are what I've been recently working on. I'm posting them in the order they're in on my app. So mostly by date of original creation.
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- 42,234
- Works:
- 4
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Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandom Red vs. Blue
29 Mar 2023
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Caboose tickles the main cast. That's it. Have some tickles.
- Words:
- 27,905
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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The Reds and Blues have a thing.
Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.
But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.
- Words:
- 10,931
- Works:
- 1
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Series of naruto AUs.
An original character in the naruto world. They're an ex sex slave who is trying to get better with trauma. Stories about healing and getting better. Dad Kakashi and Gai. Romantic relationship with Rock Lee.
The protagonist is OP but more like Mob from Mob Psycho and Saitama from One Punch Man. It's mostly for humor purpose.- Words:
- 11,330
- Works:
- 2
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Shortly after Tavros has his injury, Gamzee comes to see if his best bro needs any help. And when Tavros falls asleep, Gamzee does his best to help his motherfucking best bro out.
Bookmarked by SamSpectrum
28 Jun 2026
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Rvbkinktober Day 13: Experimentation!
Simmons asks Grif to help him out with some cybernetic repairs he would rather Sarge NOT do. Grif soon finds out exactly why.
Or, “It’s not gay if it’s surgery”
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- Part 6 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,785
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 135
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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- 1,023
Bookmarked by SamSpectrum
27 Jun 2026
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For PB&J: Take one part well-aged longing, one part awkwardness, two parts enthusiasm, and a dash of possessiveness. Mix well. Season to taste with the presence of a crabby moirail in the next block.
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- Part 2 of Childstuck
Bookmarked by SamSpectrum
25 Apr 2026
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It wasn't fair. With how badly he’d been treated, the least he deserved was a chance to live a happy, safe life. Not to get put on a death row. But what if nobody adopted him? Against her firm morals and better judgment, Jade decided to adopt a troll as a pet.
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- Part 2 of Troll Pets
Bookmarked by SamSpectrum
24 Apr 2026
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Lonely and scorned, Karkat just wants to be somewhere he's wanted, even if it's an awful place like this. Until an older troll reminds him that there are better places he could be if he fights for it.
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- Part 1 of Troll Pets
Bookmarked by SamSpectrum
24 Apr 2026