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“You have a tiny Hobbit,” Fíli said, sounding astonished. “Why do you have a tiny Hobbit?” Kíli asked, his voice suspicious. “Did you get married?” asked Fíli, now sounding worried. “This is not good,” Kíli muttered, with twice the worry as Fíli. “Uncle, why are they staring at you?” Frodo asked, his voice confused.
Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton.
After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.Series
- Part 1 of tiny Hobbits
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25 May 2026
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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10 May 2026
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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30 Mar 2026
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A Beauty in Red by Lady_of_Winterhell
Fandoms: The Mentalist, Miss Congeniality (Movies)
07 Sep 2020
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The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.
Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!
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23 Mar 2026
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Stiles is used to this, he shouldn’t be, but he is. Derek comes and goes as he pleases, takes what he wants from him and leaves as fast as he came. It has been this way for a while now. They don’t talk about these endeavors, both of them know that this doesn’t have a future, even if both of them want it to. A prince cannot be with some rich boy when he has no title.
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01 Mar 2026