SecretAgentCodenameBob
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Of course. Of bloody course. Billy’s known he's broken, always has done, his old man made that perfectly clear. But this?
Homelander is, for some fucking reason, Billy's soulmate.
But Billy isn't Homelander's.
The Soulmate AU nobody asked for.
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In other words, the five times Oswald wanted to kiss Ed, and the one time he did. Finally.
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- Part 5 of What Am I?
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[Vampire/Werewolf AU] Oswald Cobblepot has been dead for over a year, Gotham River not content to let him sleep. Edward Nygma has been fighting another self all his life; a beast trapped, waiting and finally freed. Both are outsiders, both monsters and both achingly alone. It was only a matter of time before they met.
“And we all know love is a glass which makes even a monster appear fascinating.” - Alberto Moravia
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“He had counted six of Penguin’s lackeys, two police detectives, a butler and now a child. It was like the set-up to a bad joke.
Funny how quickly life can turn into one of those.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 4 of What Am I?
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“It felt natural. Normal. His right to lean over, close such seemingly negligible space between them and lick. Just a short, sharp movement along the other’s neck. Fleeting. Barely a second of contact. Barely anything at all.
But it was enough.”
A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles.
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- Part 3 of What Am I?
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Homelander makes a deal with Kessler. Billy gets to keep his trophy for another day in the virus-ravaged America.
(AU of bad ending, Butcher and Homelander do not get separated and a whump-fueled roadtrip ensues. -- FINISHED, might add bonus chapters in the future but the main plot is wrapped up!)
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- Part 2 of the endings
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Bookmarked by SecretAgentCodenameBob
29 Jun 2026
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AU of Season 3, diverging from Episode 2. Butcher doesn't take Temp V to fight Gunpowder, and Homelander actually suffers the PR consequences of his speech. He has a comeback plan and Butcher is forced to be a part of it, but that's fine—he has a plan of his own.
The scorched earth is briefly put on hold.
Bookmarked by SecretAgentCodenameBob
29 Jun 2026
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It all collapses onto Butcher, a single moment of pain, the sort of empathy only his brother was capable of. He can’t merge the monster with the child in front of him. Like he’s suddenly wearing red boots five sizes too large in a costume that’ll never fit, confused at why this big, scary man is hurting him.
Or; Butcher tries to kill Homelander, but only sees a child—and what was done to him.
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26 May 2026
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Tom makes a face, somewhere between confused and annoyed, “What’s that supposed to mean? Maybe? What the fuck, Greg. Is this not like a little Hirsch wet dream?”
Greg blinks because his little Hirsch wet dream would probably feature Tom more prominently than anyone else, but he can’t say that so he just shrugs.
“I’ve never really… Had that kind of… Of interaction? Like an interaction of that persuasion before?” he says
Tom rolls his eyes before they lock back onto Greg seriously. It’s heated and charged and it makes something throb in the pit of Greg’s stomach. He’s missed being the centre of Tom’s attentions, crushed by the weight of his gaze in the best possible way. The moment stretches on for a while, bordering on uncomfortable before Tom slowly inhales, licking his lips before he speaks, “I’ll look after you.”
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OR: In an effort to get closer to him, Greg indulges Tom's escalating promiscuous behaviour until they finally reach a point of no return.
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20 Feb 2026
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In the wake of another death in the family, Tom and Greg take advantage of the excuse and head overseas for a break from their still-new position at Waystar’s helm.
Bookmarked by SecretAgentCodenameBob
02 Nov 2025