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Crowley is taking the bull by its proverbial horns, throwing herself into a life of grey-suited corporate drudgery. Money, money, money, right? Aziraphale is a lifer, already beholden to the company store. They're soulmates, kindred spirits, best friends - but also nasty, bitchy and disenchanted. Pity they're both gay, otherwise they'd be the ultimate power couple, right?
To the world [fuck the world]!
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17 Jun 2026
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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18 Apr 2026
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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08 Jan 2026
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How to Win a Lifetime Achievement Award for Services to Television (and how not to) by GaryOldman for cellsinterlinked
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Mar 2021
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Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.
When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.
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Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.
I’m a gif. And a meme.
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29 Oct 2025
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Eyes Without a Face by thesentimentalist
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2019
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"Anthony looked at the shrouded figure on the table and smirked.
'You gonna introduce me to your friend there?'
'That didn’t work the last time you tried it.” The man said, “or the time before that. Or the time before that. In fact, it's never worked at all. So why do you keep trying?'
'Just making your life interesting, Mr. Fell.'
'I have the corpses for that, Mr. Crowley.'"Bookmarked by Simperius
28 Oct 2025
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Months after they fall out, Gerri decides to send Roman a picture of herself wearing a strap-on. It's payback, a way to put things right - or so she tells herself. [Repost]
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08 Oct 2025
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but honestly, baby, who's counting? by averita for allandmore99
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
29 Jul 2022
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The whole thing took about 90 seconds. He’s pretty sure she spent longer laughing at him.
or, when there's a will there's a way.
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08 Oct 2025
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Some Kind of Professional by snae_b for TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2023
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DON'T PAY THE
GUY WITH THE
BLUE GLASSES
HE DOESN'T
WORK HERE!!!
Crowley usually just takes a little off the top, but what kind of self-respecting hustler would he be if he passed up the opportunity to make a quick buck letting a pretty thing like that top him off?
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22 Sep 2025
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The Sacred and the Profane by afrai
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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Somewhere else, the happy ending was different.
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- Part 1 of The Sacred and the Profane universe
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18 Sep 2025
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After a tiff with Crowley, Aziraphale sulks at his gentleman's club-- and, well, it just wouldn't be cricket if the boys let poor old Fells stay down in the morbs!
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25 May 2025
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Divine Restorations & Repairs by skimmingthesurface, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2021
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While it's unfortunate for one’s car to break down in the middle of the countryside, the pretty-as-a-postcard Tadfield could hardly be considered the worst place Anthony J. Crowley has ever been. Of course, it doesn’t help that it looks like it hasn’t yet seen the turn of the millennia, let alone this decade, but perhaps that’s just what he needs as he crawls his way out of the Hell he’s endured for the past fifteen years. Maybe the last thirty, if he's honest with himself.
Though he could do without the rain.
When Aziraphale Fell happens upon him and offers him shelter from the storm in his little family-run antique repair shop, neither are expecting it to change everything. The angel with his white umbrella and his tartan bowtie doesn’t expect this mysterious stranger to be able to fill the timely vacancy in his shop or the quiet of his life, but they’ve both had experience in restoring once-beloved items back to their full glory.
Perhaps Crowley hasn’t fallen quite so far that he wouldn’t fit in with the rest of Aziraphale’s ragtag team of eccentric restoration experts. And perhaps they may be able to turn that talent on themselves and each other, and seal the cracks in their own hearts.
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- Part 1 of Divine Restorations & Repairs
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13 May 2025
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The Runaway by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
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DI Aziraphale Fell is tasked with investigating the death of a young sex worker. With the help of witness Anthony Crowley, he sets off on a mission to uncover dark secrets while keeping his own. If anyone finds out that the victim spent the last night of his life with him, everything could be over.
A gritty cop drama AU.
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10 May 2025
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Punks without pants by Mrs_Seamstress
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Dec 2025
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This is an AU based in London around the end of 1978 to 1979 known as ‘the winter of discontent’. Strikes, protests and political upheaval were the norm. Crowley, a self confessed rich spoiled little shit, is more discontented than anyone. Running away from his life of privilege he lands in a squat with Hastur a dodgy student who makes "art" from found metal. Has Crowley told anyone where he came from? Has he fuck. He's spiked his hair, torn his jeans and signed up for the dole, he listens to punk and is pretending he's as ordinary as everyone else....
Az an avid follower of the Northern Soul music scene is having a pretty shitty time of it. His dads been laid off and he's had to come down to London and work for his uncle who owns the punk venue Dingwalls. He spends his nights breaking up fights and serving pints to groups of pretentious "punks" who have more hair gel than manners...
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22 Mar 2025
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AU. Hermione travels to the Underworld in search of Severus. What she discovers there surprises her. He is not who he once was, and he does not want to go back.
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11 Mar 2025
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Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She’s scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn’t when he won’t tell her anything?
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11 Mar 2025
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Aziraphale Fell is quite fond of his simple life, running a small B&B in Tadfield, where people come and go in endless, repetitive streams, hardly taking notice of him. But the beginning of May brings about a couple of new things. For one, he isn’t in his thirties anymore, and will not be getting any younger. Then there’s that mysterious young guest whom he can’t seem to stop running into. And neither can he seem to stop making a fool of himself in front of her.
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15 Feb 2025
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A Precis by MarshmallowMcGonagall for Maria_de_Salinas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2024
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1976-1998
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16 Jan 2025
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Armistice Day by Nebz_AlphaCentauri
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Mar 2024
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Crowley and Aziraphale celebrate the end of the first world war with a few drinks. Things...spiral from there.
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“To peace,” he said brightly, trying to make his face match his tone. It didn’t work, never worked, but Aziraphale pretended not to see.
“To peace,” the angel echoed, and they both downed their whiskey in one go.
“Oof. Whiskey never was my favourite,” Aziraphale said, and held his tumbler out for another.
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15 Nov 2024
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The thing about sex, of course, is that it's not all lust and passion and desperation all the time, forever and ever, amen. Sometimes it just--seems nice.
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15 Oct 2024
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某职业的从业规则 by whitespoon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Sep 2024
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规则一：禁止从业人员在工作时间外从事职业相关工作
规则二：禁止从业人员交往过密
规则三：工作期间禁止死亡Bookmarked by Simperius
07 Oct 2024