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Ed sat back on Stede’s thighs, breathing heavily thanks to their playful tussle. Stede saw his mischievous, sparkling grin as he looked over his shoulder to see his wrists bound together with a rather well-made bit of cording.
He smothered a laugh against the pillow underneath his cheek. “Why in the world was that in your pocket?”
“From the packages,” Ed explained. He lifted up onto his knees to help Stede sit upright. “All the shops tied them together with fancy ribbons and cord and rope and I didn’t want to toss ‘em so I just shoved them in my pocket to try to get everything set up in time.”
“Is that so?” Stede questioned. He eyed Edward with playful suspicion. “Well, now that seems rather convenient.”
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Ed spoils Stede after an extended period at sea, and Stede's heart has never been more full—well, not just his heart.
*Now with a second, smuttier chapter in honor of #BottomStedeWeek
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- Part 1 of Spoiled for Choice
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08 Jan 2024
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“Oh my god,” Jamie said, certain he was blushing. “I did not want to hear the word kink from you like, ever.” Then he frowned. “Wait, the fuck? I do not want to call Roy daddy.”
Dr. Fieldstone just leveled him with one of her looks.
or, a story of kink discovery, and jamie getting way too turned on when roy ties his laces for him.
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20 Nov 2023
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There are, at times, moments where Stede needs to lose himself fully in Ed.
Moments where focusing on the world outside of the two of them gets to be too much. Moments where being stuck inside his own head is even worse. He needs to stop worrying, to stop thinking, to let Ed take control. Let him think for him, let him tell Stede what to do until Stede can't think of anything except for Ed's hands on him, his scent surrounding him, his voice giving gentle but firm instructions. He needs the world to narrow down to Ed, until his mind is silent of all things but the desire to please him.
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- Part 1 of Puppy Love
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16 Nov 2023
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Stede is a pixie with a strange curiosity surrounding human things. Ed captivates his interest more than any other human ever has.
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08 Apr 2023
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His Cheeks Should Flame and His Brow Should Furl by liriodendron
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jun 2022
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“A British tar is a soaring soul/As free as a mountain bird/His energetic fist should be ready to resist/A dictatorial word.”
Stede longs for Ed to kiss him again, but Ed won’t touch him and his brain isn’t being too kind to him about it. Can some well-timed adoration, humor, and a little honesty overcome their fears enough for them to actually be happy? Can Stede get out of his own way? And most importantly, can a good rogering heal a lifetime of rejection?
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31 Mar 2023
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I Need A Hot Fireman And Some Lube by BonnetPetit, CharlieDC
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Mar 2023
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Calling hot fireman! Do you have some spare lube? Local blonde needs help getting unstuck from sticky situations
Stede Bonnet keeps finding himself caught in situations that require rescue from the fire department, and he's not doing it on purpose! He's NOT! It just so happens that one of the firefighters at his local station is incredibly hot and charming and Stede wants to ask him out, if only he could stop being an idiot for five minutes.
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OR - the three times Ed rescues Stede and the one time Ed fucks him about it
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Accompanied with fanart by @thozaarmitage
on Twitter!Series
- Part 1 of A Small Match Lights A Big Fire
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25 Mar 2023
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Stede offers Ed a lesson in the art of self-care.
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- Part 1 of comfy boys
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13 Feb 2023
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That familiar twinge settled in, letting him know that he would be lucky if he wasn’t limping by sunset. He’d just managed to keep it hidden throughout the raid, but in the short time since they got back to the Revenge, it’s gotten so bad that Ed’s eyes are starting to water.
Not tears, obviously. He’s just allergic to bullshit fucking situations.
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Ed's knee is acting up. Stede helps him take his mind off of it.
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31 Jan 2023
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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- English
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- 58,864
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- 8/8
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08 Jan 2023
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Down Where It's Wetter by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice for knotwerk
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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When Ed hears Izzy's caught something strange in his net, he expects maybe a two-headed swordfish or a weird duck. But what he's found seems a little too human for Ed's taste.
A Free Willy/Shape of Water/Little Mermaid/Tentacle AU.
Check out the fabulous podfic by tipsy_kitty!
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- Part 1 of WAS (Wet Ass Squssy)
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Anton’s been healing from his encounter with a vampire hunter. He wants Viago to stop treating him like he’s so fragile.
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21 Nov 2022
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Stede's hands aren't healed yet, but he and Ed still manage to have a lot of very good sex. Featuring lots of firsts for Stede Bonnet, who still can't use his hands, but can use his mouth and his ass. And use them he does. (Or rather, Ed does.)
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- Part 2 of Palmistry
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19 Nov 2022
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Stede and Ed have just declared their co-captaincy. Although Ed has been training Stede in combat, Stede's first real raid doesn't go so well: he narrowly avoids dying in a sword fight, during which his hands are badly injured. After Roach sews Stede up, he informs him that he can't use his hands for at least a week, if not 10 days. To Stede's surprise, Ed offers (with a secret, ulterior motive) to help Stede with things while his hands heal: dressing and undressing, eating, drinking, washing up.
And, eventually, with... one other thing.
This is your classic Good Buddy Lends a Hand™ (Patent Pending) trope, y'all, in which someone breaks their arm or hurts their hands and can't jerk off and their Good Buddy has to help.
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- Part 1 of Palmistry
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19 Nov 2022
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Times Are Strange, Things Have Changed by PatchouliDreamsForever
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
16 Nov 2022
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When a strange werewolf appears in Wellington, things go terribly wrong and incredibly right.
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17 Nov 2022
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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- English
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- 55,338
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- 7/7
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19 Oct 2022
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Ed ends up in Barbados after a storm at sea. Parted with his crew and after just having found out the devastating news of The Gentleman Pirate's demise, he is taken in by a lady with some quite liberal views on pirates.
Stede is a man on a mission and that mission is correcting probably the biggest mistake he had made in his life. But that would mean getting The Revenge and Ed back with nothing but the clothes on his back and a dinghy to his name. Not that Stede lets that deter him.
A.K.A. Probably the millionth reunion fic, but Ed and Mary are BFFs now.
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- Part 1 of Port in a Storm
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- 11/11
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04 Oct 2022
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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- English
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26 Sep 2022
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Edward Teach removes himself from everyday life to escape an old history that he's sure is still following him. He's been living in the mountains by a small town for years, living on his self-established homestead to stay as off the grid as he can. He seems to be the epitome of rugged manliness; something a soft-handed, well-off man admires greatly. He's got the life Stede Bonnet could only imagine in his distant day dreams.
So when the well-off man wants to help out and learn the ropes of how to live such a rugged life, what can Ed do but try and help him keep an axe blade out of his leg?
If he survives the experience, maybe Ed can start returning all the pieces of Stede's wardrobe he keeps collecting.- Language:
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21 Sep 2022
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Love sticks; sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better than none
Ed knows a fuckery when he hears about one. No death that ridiculous could have been a coincidence.
He leaves Stede a trail of breadcrumbs to get back to The Revenge. When Stede arrives back on board, Ed is surprised to find Stede has a bone to pick with him--and that Ed's got bones of his own to pick with Stede.
(This is not a fisting fic. No one get your hopes up. Title from here.)
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- English
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09 Sep 2022
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"Good-bye children."
Stede's in the process of closing the door as quietly as he can - something he's an expert in, he likes to sneak in and give them a kiss after they've gone to bed but before he does - when he hears it.
"Papa?"
Damn.
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Rating for language and suggestive situations.
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07 Sep 2022