Someofusarequeer
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If I Could Have This Kiss? by Someofusarequeer
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
08 Feb 2026
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Fiyero had not initially set out to become a participant of the kissing booth at the annual Oz Faire, much as rumors may suggest otherwise. No, like most things in Fiyero’s life, he had simply been swept along with the current of life, somehow coasting right through until he found himself here.
When he catches sight of a gorgeous green woman in line, he makes it his mission to win her kiss, never mind the fact that she is very much not in line for the kissing booth. That's just semantics!
or, the fluffy kissing booth fic where Fiyero talks Elphaba into it and blows her mind with a kiss.
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If You'll Have Me by Someofusarequeer for campbellblacks
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
03 Jan 2026
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Taggie turns back to Rupert to ask, “are you really doing this?”
He seems almost reluctant when his eyes meet hers, a sombre weight to them as he considers her question.
“It’s about time this old man does something with his life. Don’t you think, Tag?” His voice comes out weary, only a thread of humour beneath it.
Taggie grips the napkin in her lap, twisting it in her hands without really looking at it. “I don’t know… I thought you were doing great things with your life already.”
He gives a huff of a laugh, deprecating, as he looks out at the restaurant. “I wouldn’t go that far.”
When Taggie moved to the city at eighteen, the last thing she'd expected was her family friend Rupert Campbell-Black to help her settle in, and subsequently become her best friend, and her his.
She also hadn't expected to return from her month-long holiday visiting her grandmother to have her whole world turned upside down, when the Rake of Rutshire announces he's engaged, and asks her to be his best maiden for the event.
Or, the Made of Honor AU.
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Taggie isn't exactly a newly turned vampire, she's a born vampire, just like the rest of her family. Only she's an incredibly late bloomer, being behind her peers in more ways than one. She's never managed to feed on a human and still struggles with control and maintaining her hunger.
When she bumps into a charming Rupert at a little café in the new town that the O'Hara's now call home, he ends up offering his services to help with her little predicament.
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What If? by Someofusarequeer for hermioneobliviates
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
16 Aug 2025
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Taggie O'Hara and Rupert Campbell-Black. Two artists, with completely different approaches to their passion.
Both working at an art gallery for the summer, Taggie as an intern, and Rupert as the artist for an upcoming exhibition.
Both talented, inspired individuals, with completely different styles.
Both soulmates to other people. But will it matter in the face of their growing chemistry? When their own contrasting visions cause them to be stuck working together for the summer, they'll both grapple with what it means to be at the mercy of fate.
The minor character/children deaths are completely off-page, mentioned briefly as the news is given, and then only in retrospect. -
To Be Cared For by Someofusarequeer
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
12 May 2025
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New Year's Eve party where everything is the same except, Taggie gets roofied, and as soon as Rupert realizes, he steps in to take care of her for the night.
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It has only been a few days since Astarion confessed his machinations. Only a few days since he broke her heart. Tav doesn't know what they are now. Certainly not lovers, not anymore. They never were, really; just manipulator and victim.
And now Astarion is in trouble. Serious trouble. Tav knows that she should just walk away, but she can't. Even after everything he has done to her, she can't leave him to suffer alone.
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“I want you to do whatever you see fit,” she said. “I want to be completely and utterly at your mercy. I want you to use me. To take whatever you want from me until I’m crying and begging and neither of us can tell if it’s because I want you to stop or to go even harder.” She emphasized that last bit with a roll of her hips, grinding herself against him and—
Fuck, he was big.
Like, really big.
Surely, there was something else inside those trousers. A gun, probably. Yes, that’s what it was. A very normal, very gangster-y gun.
Or: The Mafia AU I never ended up writing, but I have a handful of banger scenes for it, so here we are.
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- Part 1 of Big Dick Mafia!Astarion
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Astarion still liked her even after he found out about the Urge. He still likes her, now, even as he sits just far enough away from her that their shoulders aren’t quite touching.
The thing is that Lenore loves him. Lenore loves Astarion more than she imagines she has ever loved anything, ever, past life of missing memories be damned. And it doesn’t matter if she wants to curl up against him. She doesn’t want to make him uncomfortable—it’s not something he wants, he’d said—and her own hands are too stained with blood for her to even try.
She’ll take it in stride. She’ll only touch him when he initiates it, and even then she will hold her breath until it’s gone.
She loves him, is the thing. She’s not going to do that to him.
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or: The Dark Urge doesn't know how to ask for comfort. Astarion figures it out along the way.
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Feign death is only supposed to last an hour.
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Tav goes down in a fight.
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- Part 20 of Madly
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After a rather embarrassing experience at the reunion party, you have been nervous to see Astarion again. You manage to gather the courage to visit his tailoring shop for dress alterations—and to be a better friend to him.
And maybe there is just a little part of you that still hopes for something more.
But he couldn’t possibly want that—or could he?
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- Part 1 of A Fitting Romance