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Chamberlain and the Jeweller sitting in a tree: D R I N KI N G by Spiritomb
Fandoms: Yonderland (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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King Bernard's chamberlain gets drunk on his one day off, but, being unable to pay, gets kicked out of the bar only to find himself sitting right next to a machine that starts talking to him.
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It was in the midst of a bustling nightlife in a little town probably called something like thingamajig or whatchamacallit or something or other, somewhere deep in one of the realms of Yonderland.
"Get out of here already ya drunk pillock", the barkeep drawled, himself no more sober than the man he'd booted out the front door. The man stumbled, muttered something under his breath that was, by all means, not the slightest bit family friendly.
His brown curls to the sides of his head were ruffled but recognizable, the small ponytail at the back strict and tight. In his hand he held an unidentifiable brown bottle, his clothes drenched in a permeating stench of booze and richly layered perfumes. His expression was somewhere between exhausted to sour.
The man's name was... irrelevant as he was chamberlain to someone who, in fact, was quite relevant - to the man's dismay: King Bernard, who had once tried - and failed - to woo the Chosen One: Debbie of Maddox.
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Stede Bonnet, a humble, local museum curator and pirate enthusiast gets a mysterious invitation for him and his ragtag group of misfits to meet at a run-down bar just outside of town. Mistaking the letter for having been sent from his friends he gleefully makes his way over, only to realize that the invitation was instead sent from someone possibly not so nice.
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Captain Stede Bonnet looked up from the mighty book in his hands, to take a deep breath and savor the written word. Well, not Captain. He was far from it. Stede Bonnet, a rather normal man in his mid thirties, was sitting in his living room in a rather rural town, far off from any big happenings. And even farther off from the sea.
But that didn't stop him from greatness in his dreams!
Working as the curator in a local museum, and as a not so secret book enthusiast for his museum's library, he'd read about a million books about the olden days. Especially interesting he'd always found the pirate era. Just letting loose from everything. Conquering the violent seas, even in the most dastardly storms, standing at the helm of a mighty vessel with crew scattered, holding their swords to the sky in favour of you; the Captain.
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A Five Step Guide On How To Suck Off A Goblin by Spiritomb for Starseekerdoggo
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
16 Jan 2025
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Stricken with money shortage, the gang tries to think up a scheme to come to quick wealth. Frost has a genius idea which he demonstrates with grandeur and a willingly unsolicited participant.
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"Well, friends. I've got dire news." Kremy's forehead was wrinkled as he rubbed his hands together in front of the other remaining Lecroux Troupe members. "We are officially...", and he made a dramatic pause. "Broke as all hell."
"Again?" Gideon raised his arms, previously crossed, into somewhat of an accusatory position. "Well, can't say i'm surprised", the tabaxi shrugged, while Gricko let out a shocked: "Oh no!"
"What are we going to do? How am I going to feed my sweet little Hootsie? She needs a lot of food, she's still only a growing girl."
"We're not out of food, we're out of money, Gricko", Frost explained.
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Like In Cartoons by Spiritomb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Apr 2023
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Due to an unforseen accident Suzie is able to see stands. When she finally gets her first look at Hermit Purple, a devilish idea comes to her mind and she decides to have a little fun with Joseph, who is finally home after that trip through Egypt. During their play they discover that the old man's stand is definitely useful for so much more than 'just' navigation.
Spoilers up to and including Part 4 Episode 4 due to some things being referenced.
DISCLAIMER: This may be a straight ship, but Suzie is, as stated in the tags, no active participator. When it comes to spicy things this OneShot focuses entirely on Joseph with Suzie as a guide.
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“I thought if I’m already the one cooking, I might as well make something nostalgic.” Suzie grabbed a sieve from a cupboard and held it out to her side. “Go make yourself useful and drain the noodles, please.”
Joseph obliged, hissing when he accidentally sprayed himself with boiling water as he drained. She chuckled at that: “Remember when you tried to cook for me for the first time?”
“Oh don’t bring that up please-“, Joseph begged, at which Suzie nudged his shoulder. “It was a calm, summer day... "
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Can you handle it? by Spiritomb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Mar 2023
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After the events of part 3 Polnareff and Avdol start their trip through france. But when Avdol forgets something important, Polnareff's mind starts to spiral out of control.
Spoilers for everything up to and including the final episode of Part 3. 'Cuz, you know, it plays after the end
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“Ice. I want Ice-cream. It’s too hot. I’m going to melt”, he finally concluded and pouted, glancing up at the burning orb in the sky. ‘You better stay there you shitball’, flashed through his head as the memory of The Sun resurfaced.
“Ice-cream?”, Avdol parroted, then teasingly bucked his shoulders with a chuckle as if to throw the other off. “Shouldn’t I be the one complaining when you’re throwing your whole body heat my way?”
“No way”, the silver haired grumbled sulking and wrapped his arms tighter around the other. “You were born in a hot country. You can’t even feel heat.”
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i know this stretch of road so well (i've even timed it out) by MyFearOfFalling
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 May 2022
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“Jesus, you didn’t have to kill the guy!” Trish exclaims, letting the thought hang in the air for a moment before asking the important question: “Wait, where’s our food?”
“I…may be wearing it.” Giorno gestures, internally cringing at the feeling of his sweater peeling away from his body. He shivers at the cold, wet feeling it leaves behind.
“Ew, why?”
He sighs. “It’s a long story. I’ll explain after we eat. So…soup?”
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Giorno can't cook. Trish convinces him to order DoorDash. Somehow, he finds himself tackling his delivery driver, ruining both their clothes, and agreeing to dinner with said driver the following night.
Or, a series of shared meals, mishaps, and new friends.
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28 Apr 2023
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The Sun Will Rise Above You Anyway by HoneyBeeze
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Oct 2022
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Giorno Giovanna has an oversized pair of wings, a healing ability, and years worth of unchecked trauma from being bounced around criminal households since he was fourteen.
He's also just been collected by some gangsters who seem determined to check those traumas, which is highly suspicious in his opinion.
Sometimes, flowers take time to bloom.
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27 Apr 2023
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Roads Converged, As Did the Stars by conceptofzero
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 May 2019
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"I have included a photo of your father, taken in September of 1988. I suspect it is unlike any you have ever seen of him. There are more photographs that I have brought with me, as well as stories about the man your father was, both the grand and the terrible. My only price for sharing this information is the pleasure of your company. I would treasure a chance to see how alike your father you are and how different as well. From the swiftness of your rise and the heights of your ambition, I suspect I will find the spark that this world has lacked since January of 1989."
A letter arrives for Giorno Giovanna from one of his father's old friends, and a request to meet. He accepts both.
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08 Apr 2023
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If 2 Dumbasses Go Camping And A Tree Falls, Does It Still Make a Sound? by BobCutPubes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Mar 2023
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Okuyasu and Josuke are now 24, 8 years have passed since the events of DIU. Okuyasu went for a mechanics trade education and Josuke, with his love of putting things back together, pursued nursing school. They're direly in need of a vacation from the exhaustion of work, but both of them get way more than they bargained for after alcohol loosens their lips.
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18 Apr 2023
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Life Happens. by LadyByron
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Oct 2022
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After eleven years, Josuke is back to Japan. He had lost touch with all his friends, but it's soon that he finds out how things have changed for all of them.
Particularly for Okuyasu, who has a job Josuke never expected him to have. And this time, Doctor Higashikata is not planning to run away.
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20 Apr 2023