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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    Back in Canada after the Olympics, March, 2014, Shane isn't handling the breakup that wasn't well. He finds the only place that he can sleep in is the recently completed investment property, for no particular reason.

    Meanwhile, on their last game before playoffs, Ilya casually walks through the city streets since he has no other plans and happens to walk by the condo on accident and is totally normal about the fact that the lights are on and someone is up there despite them not having contact since they've been back.

    It's fine. Everyone is fine.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Hayden thinks Shane is asexual. Shane can't tell him why he knows he isn't.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    With the first overall selection of the 2010 NHL draft, the New York Admirals are proud to select Shane Hollander.
     

    “Ah, New York! New York is nice, yes?”

    “Uh, yeah, I guess. I haven’t really spent much time there. Yet, I guess.”

    “I am also moving to New York.”

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    On the night of the NHL draft, Shane Hollander goes to the gym. Ilya Rozanov may not be a hockey player, but somehow he is there, in Shane’s orbit, in New York, under his skin.

    Or, how more proximity can turn a fuck buddy into a best friend, but falling in love is always hard.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “I can’t be pregnant”
    “You didn’t wear a condom.”
    “Yeah, but it wasn’t during my heat.”
    “Oh my god, Shane, you are so stupid.”

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    Shane does not understand omega physiology.

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    "Shane Hollander," he said. "We are lying in the very comfortable bed you bought for me to fuck you in, in the very weird condo you bought, also for me to fuck you in."

    "It's an investment," Shane grumbled.

    "And I have just fucked you, I think, very well," Rozanov continued. "At least I do not remember any complaints."

    He swung his body easily across the bed, pinning Shane in place.

    "No complaints," Shane huffed, almost a laugh. "No complaints here."

    "So why the fuck," Rozanov said into the soft skin beneath Shane's ear, "are you asking me about other men?"

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    Or: Shane thinks what he needs to do is fuck another man. Just to see. Just to know. Just to test if it's only Rozanov who can make him feel this way.

    But he has no idea how to go about fucking a stranger without it immediately becoming a story in the tabloids.

    And he can think of only one person to ask for advice. So, in a post-coital haze, he makes the obvious move: he asks Ilya Rozanov, his extremely casual fuckbuddy, for advice on how to pick up other men.

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    08 Jul 2026