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    There is not enough coma slurry onboard to feed Grace once he makes it to Rocky's home planet, and Erid's scientists will only be able to invent human-safe vitamins so fast. But Rocky has been doing Capital R Research on his portable earth thinking machine. Extra calories can be stored as energy in the form of fat cells in humans, and Rocky has tons upon tons of extra calories in his fuel tanks. While it won't do much for the nutrient deficiencies, why not overconsume on purpose to store energy for later?

    His human friend is hesitant to agree, but the logic is sound. Gaining some extra weight now isn't going to hurt once the starvation eventually starts.

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    23 May 2026

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    “Grace ever make love with other humans on Earth, question?” Rocky asks one morning when they’re just finishing up a modest breakfast in the Hail Mary dormitory.

    Ryland nearly spits out his mouthful of pb&j but valiantly manages to swallow. “Why are you asking me this right now, dude?” he asks, voice still thick with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. “No lead-in or anything, jeepers creepers.”

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    12 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.


    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    12 May 2026

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    Rocky has discovered that Armando can be used as an out-of-ball appendage and will listen to pretty much anything he says. Grace grows jealous of how close the two have become. A plan is hatched that brings the three together, and Grace ends up in a very peculiar situation ...

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    Rocky is introduced to hetslop

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    12 May 2026

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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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    12 May 2026