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    One of the waiters is bringing a tray over to their table, with two tall layered rainbow cocktails, while another is recording on a phone. Kaoru looks from them to Kojiro, who is also staring with his mouth open.

    "We heard that you're on your honeymoon!" The waiter with the drinks announces, loud enough that several tables around them can hear. "We just wanted to give our congratulations to the newlyweds. I hope you enjoy your drinks!"

    Kaoru and Kojiro lie about being on their honeymoon to get an upgrade on their cruise, and have to face the consequences.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    box eater #2 | @kazuwazu 
    I can’t believe them

    [Image ID: A screenshot of a groupchat between five people. The groupchat is named ‘five g(a)ys’ and the conversation happening seems to be a partial cut of an argument.]
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    your local demon | @alatusxiao
    Replying to @kazuwazu
    Kazuha why is my name ‘emo boy by ayesha erotica’ in your phone.

    OR;; a modern socmed fic for heikazu, because i love them and they deserve it

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Another wave of giggles passes through the classroom before Anaa hollers, “Do you like Mr. Ororon, Mr. Ifa?”

    Immediately, all the children’s eyes are on him. Mr. Ifa’s face is still red as he glances over their heads toward the open hallway door. That’s when they realize it - he’s blushing. Huni squeals, clapping her hands together. “You do, you do!”

    /Or: Students and teachers alike realize Ifa likes Ororon, and shenanigans ensue.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “You’re cute, you know,” Ifa says. “Like a little housewife tending to her garden.”

    “Wouldn’t I need a husband?” Ororon blurts. “For that?”

    He’s not even a girl, and he’s certainly nothing like a dutiful wife.

    But—does Ifa want that? With him?

    Or: The one where Ororon brings Ifa over some spare vegetables, thinks a lot about how nice his hands are, and gets a kiss for his efforts.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “Oh golly geez.” Ororon sat up straight. “I am in love with my childhood best friend.”

    Don’t ask him if he quoted two movies simultaneously, though. He very much did.

    He then flopped back onto his bed.

    So he’s in love with Ifa. Now what?

    Ororon watches a romance movie, decides that he actually might find their feelings relatable, and puts a plan in motion to confess his Undying Love for Ifa.

    ...Should someone tell him that movies are not the best reference to confess to your childhood best friend?

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    08 Jul 2026