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Bad Medicine by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
16 May 2025
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Reader gets bitten by a snake, Tech has to solve that problem. Hints of Hunter and Crosshair as well.
found a very old draft in my notes, fixed it up a little bit and wham bam, thank you ma'am. Merry Christmas, fellow clone lovers
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The reader acts as a physician to the core group. Scientific curiosity leads to passionate sex.
How this came to be-
-Step one, get a crush on Piccolo
-Step two, watch the Namek saga and get confused about how namekians must reproduce
-Step three, decide to write some alien smut about it
-Step four, learn that Toriyama described namekians as "slug-like"
-Step five, google how slugs reproduce and throw caution to the wind
-Step six, PROFIT!Beta by: MySecretAccount
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- Part 4 of The Kiss Kronicles
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Make Love Like A Man by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Oct 2023
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Obi-Wan Kenobi’s padawan joins the 501st for a long haul mission. She is rude, domineering, and insufferable. Luckily for the boys, Cody has a cheat code for working with her.
This is basically reverse harem but the harem is like… … the entire grand army of the republic.
This is part of a series of OneShots titled after the Def Leppard song I was listening to when I came up with them.
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- Part 3 of The Def Leppard OneShots
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The new chemistry teacher gets sidetracked during a library trip.
*whenever I watch a new show I fall for the smart older guy is anyone surprised?
A new series of oneshots but this time I’m naming them after KISS songs
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- Part 3 of The Kiss Kronicles
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Rock and Roll all Nite by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
31 Mar 2023
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Tech really really really wants to test out a new device on his lover... Crosshair takes a little convincing.
Kiss Kronicles- another series of oneshots but this time they have titles from Kiss songs.
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- Part 2 of The Kiss Kronicles
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Hangin' on the Telephone by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2023
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After last seeing him stranded on Kamino, you find Crosshair's old commlink.
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Hysteria by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula (Movies - Hammer)
29 Dec 2022
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After a chance run-in with some bees, you seek out your family doctor for assistance. Doctor Van Helsing has always been a little different, but are the restraints really necessary?
The Def Leppard OneShots continue and I finally get to use this song for a title :)
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- Part 13 of The Def Leppard OneShots
- Part 6 of Help! I'm Sexualising a Senior Citizen
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These won’t be as high quality as my regular fics due to my inability to take days and days editing the same scene, nevertheless they are still hot as fuck :)
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Drabbles and Bits and Bobs by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Dooku: Jedi Lost - Cavan Scott, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Sep 2022
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If I have something short and high quality, it'll be in here.
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The Perfect Test Subject by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars Original Trilogy
11 Jul 2022
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You knew your luck would run out one day, the empire was ruthless in its hunt for dissonance. Well, that day has come, and the empire has more in store for you than you could imagine.
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- Part 7 of Help! I'm Sexualising a Senior Citizen
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Personal Property by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
15 May 2022
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Your life as a bounty hunter had put you in many precarious situations. You'd cheated death more times than you could count, but this simple, undercover sting operation might just be the one that pushes you past your limits...
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- Part 14 of The Def Leppard OneShots
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Confessions of an Imperial Aide by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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Working as Governor Tarkin's personal aide has its many ups and downs, including additional duties and responsibilities which are kept strictly off the books.
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- Part 2 of Help! I'm Sexualising a Senior Citizen
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I Was Made For Loving You. (AKA Done) by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
04 May 2022
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Finally coming to her senses, the reader decides to get some revenge on Tech for the way he's been treating her. With Crosshair's assistance.
A little Oneshot just for fun ;)The Kiss Kronicles are another series of oneshots, but this time I'm naming them after Kiss songs :)
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- Part 1 of The Kiss Kronicles
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Make Love Not Monsters by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Frankenstein (Movies - Hammer), Frankenstein & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2022
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When your transport falls through, you are forced to spend the night at the home of the strange and intelligent Victor Frankenstein. Despite being explicitly forbidden, your curiosity overwhelms you and you break into his Laboratory. What will the Baron do when he discovers you have disobeyed his orders and uncovered his terrifying secret?
Fans of my Tarkin fics, I invite you to join me on this rapid spiral down the rabbit hole :)
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- Part 1 of Help! I'm Sexualising a Senior Citizen
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Master and (Former) Apprentice by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Feb 2022
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A heated training session brings up all kinds of emotions and questions for Qui-Gon and his former padawan. In her time of need, she finds herself in the arms of another man (briefly).
This one has been sitting in the notes app for a long time...
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Personal Jesus by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Feb 2022
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You offer Cad Bane a job. The only problem is you can’t pay the full bill, at least in cash. So you offer him something a little more enticing to cover the difference.
This is part of a series of OneShots titled after the Def Leppard songs I was listening to when I camp up with them.
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- Part 2 of The Def Leppard OneShots
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A collection of unfinished snippets that have managed to die in my notes app. I believe they still deserve to be seen though.
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Animal by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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The best Def Leppard song finally gets a fic!
Or- The rivalry between Tarkin and the reader finally comes to a head during their final practical for a wilderness class.Series
- Part 12 of The Def Leppard OneShots
- Part 3 of Help! I'm Sexualising a Senior Citizen
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Excitable by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Jan 2022
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A playful bet between Wrecker and the reader ends with Crosshair getting the tease of his life.
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- Part 8 of The Def Leppard OneShots
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Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad? by TeaTime4BeeTime
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Jan 2022
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After returning from a long mission away, the reader seeks out her close friend, Qui-Gon Jinn for comfort and relaxation, speaking with his young Padawan in the process.
This is part of a series of oneshots, titled after the Def Leppard songs I was listening to when I came up with them.
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- Part 1 of The Def Leppard OneShots