Teeth_Hoarder
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- Dream SMP (44)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (19)
- Origins SMP (7)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
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There was a human in Tubbo’s cell. Every fiber of his being buzzed with fear and terror, urged him to get away, but after seeing the human cowering before him, he wasn’t sure what to think.
He tapped his feet quickly against the floor, thinking. It was still in his cell, doing who knew what.
“Screw it! I’m going in!” He huffed, pushing up the door and flying inside. His cell was fairly dark, as he’d left it. Nothing was out of place, except for the lanky, curled up shape hidden in one corner.
Tubbo landed soundlessly on his fuzzy carpet, and padded over to the human. He hesitated a little before reaching out to poke it, and quickly brought all of his hands back close to him just in case.
The human reached out a shaky hand and pushed his foot away, before bringing it back again.
“Hm. Well you’re definitely not attacking me."
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I still suck at summaries per the norm. Ranboo's a human in space and meets weirdo alien Tubbo
Series
- Part 10 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 43 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Phil rummaged around in a sleek, grey-blue trash bin nestled between a few tall shining buildings.
There wasn’t much of use inside. No food, no clothes, nothing for him. He sighed, moving down to the next bunch of bins, when he heard something approach behind him. He turned slowly, eyes narrowed in irritation. He was in a very unpleasant mood. Since he’d lost his child to aliens and all.
He sighed deeply. “Got somethin’ to say, mate?” He snapped, knowing it couldn’t understand him. “If you’re gonna run off to the alien cops do it quickly won’t you? I’ve got places to be.”
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Phil has been abducted by aliens, had his child taken away from him, murdered countless aliens, crashed their ship, fucked up his shoulder, leg, and ankle, and in general has had a very bad time finding his way back to his kid.
Unfortunately for him, this pig alien seems eager to disrupt his search. And he is not interested in joining its alien family.Series
- Part 11 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 44 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Tommy blinked, slowly raising his gaze to the man in front of him.
…“WITCH!” He shrieked, pointing his finger accusingly. “Fuckin’– You damn heathen! Or something. I don’t actually know what heathen means. But I’m sure you are one!” He shouted, inhaling deeply for another string of curses before a hand was clamped over his mouth.
The man, witch?, glared at him. “Hush. I’ve healed you. Now you’re fine. Go away. I don’t want to see you again.” He stated, getting to his feet.
Tommy didn’t move, and the man frowned. “Go on now, or I’ll have the wolves eat you,”
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Or wolfwalkers fic with Tommy as the protagonist
Series
- Part 42 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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The Syndicate gets called out as pest control (can you believe it?) and Phil decides to take the job, only to find that the pest is a human, and things only get more complicated from there.
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I still suck at summaries even after all this time and Wilbur soot is a human dad to two alien bebes
Series
- Part 9 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 41 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Lost Poppies by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Nov 2024
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When Tallulah gets lost in the Dream SMP without anyone she knows around to help, she latches onto the first person she happens to recognize. And it just so happens that this person looks a lot like her dad who's been missing for months.
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Tallulah gets dropped on C!Wilbur's hypothetical doorstep and he's forced to become a father again and try to better himself for her sake.
Series
- Part 40 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2026
Summary
Just all my fics put together in a series
MANDATORY ANNOUNCEMENT THAT UNLESS IT'S PHILZA/KRISTIN, I DO *NOT* WRITE ROMANCE.
ALL OTHER RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE, VARIANT PLATONIC.Unless I forgot some, but that's *highly* unlikely
- Words:
- 779,186
- Works:
- 44
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 377,453
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Peace is to War as Life is to Death by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 4,379
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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- 32,441
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- Works:
- 2
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Let me tell you a dream that happened not so long ago, a dream in a deathless land where men could be free, a dream that broke with the last notes of a child's requiem, a dream of an unbroken home. This is the story of the people I knew in that supposedly deathless land, the people who cried for freedom, for justice, for love, for salvation, the people who cried it was never meant to be.
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Welcome to the epic novelization of the Dream SMP, written by the Mad Sisters: Unicadia and VAERYS. *COMPLETE*
God bless,
The Mad Sisters- Words:
- 702,575
- Works:
- 3
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- 120