TheStrangerWhoWrites
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Kyle had never been the type of person to just get over things. If something or someone was bothering him, he’d find himself obsessed with the burden until he was free from the diminishing confines of it. For example, the current issue that suppressed him had been doing so for the last four years, and this time, there was no one other than himself to blame for his predicament. He supposed that he could pin the fault on the man he had let himself become infatuated with; however, he knew that it wouldn’t be fair to, it’s not like Eric Cartman was charming everyone in South Park to have an intense, uncontrollable attraction to him.
“You got a job?” Kyle exclaimed, the exchange of words between the two stepbrothers sending him into a state of rage-laced confusion. “Why didn't you tell me?
“Who are you, my fucking dad?” Eric didn’t take the time to look up from the screen he was tapping away at, only doing so to shove Kyle back when he attempted to peek at the response being written. “Back the hell up.“
“Where the fuck do you work?!” The redhead wasn’t backing down. He hated not knowing everything that the bigger teen was involved in. “How long has this been going on? And what do you mean, clients?”
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“Whoa, easy, baby,” the freckled man soothed, doing his absolute best to keep a level head in this situation. “Are you sure you’re alright?” It wasn’t uncommon for his lover to cry during acts of intimacy, but with last night’s incident fresh in his mind, he couldn’t help feeling slightly concerned. “We don’t have to do anything, you still gotta take your meds,“ Kyle panted, using every bit of willpower he had not to contribute to the heavenly friction the bigger man provided with his steady movement.
“I need it,” Eric cried, the pace of his hips gaining speed, “Please, Kyle.” The brunette batted his dewy doe eyes at him, “I fucking need you.”
The words crumbled any sort of resolve he had left. “Shit, Eric.”
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- Part 4 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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He was truly beautiful to him, and not just when he was dressed up like this. The outfit simply highlighted the things he loved about the bigger man; even the makeup that covered him drew attention to the soft doe eyes the redhead was weak for. Kyle raked his gaze over the other's figure, being drawn to the way his thighs rubbed together when he moved about the floor, the lumps of fat on his chest jiggling as he bounced to the beat.
“Well, don't think we're gonna have any problems with cold feet tomorrow,” Tolkien muttered, “they’re both insane for each other.”
Stan snorted in amusement, “You said it man, I'll drink to that!” He glared at the bartender, “If my shot ever gets here, that is!” the black-haired man grumbled, Kyle quick to shush him.
“He'll hear us if you don't keep it down,” the redhead warned before continuing to enjoy the performance the two were giving.
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- Part 3 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandoms: South Park
28 Nov 2025
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Eric believed it was just another thing they both understood silently. Kyle never questioned him too much about his nightmares; he had yet to bring up saving him from Snooki since it happened. The chubby man had planned to go the rest of his life without fully explaining to his partner all of the times he had been assaulted.
However, like many of his plans, it failed
(Please read the notes for a content warning.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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“Maybe you can help, if anyone is gonna know Cartman’s tit size, it's you!” Kenny enthused, the ginger’s cheeks flushing with color at the comment. “Why do you need to know his tit size?” He demanded hotly, biting the inside of his cheek as he waited for one of them to respond.
“For my new job, silly.” Eric smiled with a tilt of his head, his lover scoffing at the notion.
“You're kidding me, not this again!” He ripped the bra off the chubby man’s chest, shaking it back and forth in front of his face. “You seriously want to make money wearing this crap?!”
Kenny’s eyes bounced between the two of them. “What toxic yaoi shit are you trying to drag me into?” The blonde muttered, finding himself just as confused as Eric was over the redhead's behavior towards the hobby.
“Why not Kahl? What's wrong with it?!” He hoped that the other might finally spit out what was bothering him, body shaking with anticipation as Kyle opened his mouth to say something more.
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- Part 1 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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Peter Parker and his quest for a stable life by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
11 Sep 2018
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At a graduation party, Eric kisses Kyle while drunk and accidentally overhears him calling it a mistake afterwards. So when Kenny suggests a summer road trip - just the two of them, no plans, no parents, no South Park - Eric says yes without hesitation. Soon, he's halfway out of Colorado, surviving on gas station food, bad motels, and avoidance.
Kyle definitely doesn't care. Really.
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09 Jul 2026
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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."