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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
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17 Jul 2026
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Shut.The.Fuck.Up. by scriptiodaemon (alwaysindoubts)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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It's not just poor Cliff Marlow has to process the fact that his best friend is married to Shane Hollander now, but that he also is a fucking smart ass.
"But there are other… things."
"Yes?" Shane felt Rozanov tensed up, despite keeping a calm face.
"You also hid your bachelors degree."
"Yes."
"And your master's degree."
"Obviously." Ilya nodded and chuckled. Why does it bother everyone so much. Is Marly ready sad about that stupid shit? "If you remember it was me who helped you to organise your money. How did you think I did that? "
"Oh fuck off. I knew, you always were smart. I didn't think about that."
"Well, I guess you need to think more," Rozanov smirked. "I will cook spinach tomorrow. Shane says it's good for brain."
"You also cook," Marlow groaned.
"Yes. For Hollander. He also cooks for me."
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- Part 5 of smart cookie Ilya
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02 Jul 2026
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Armand finds a mysterious wolf man, disoriented and bloody in a back alley one night and decides to take him home. Curious about the nature of it and eager to have a pet. Despite Daniel's concern, they keep the beast man, who is more than slightly terrified about his situation, plagued by the constant urges of his lycan nature.
Armand is eager to treat him like an actual dog, keeping him in a spot on the floor. Daniel finds it strange, very aware that this lycan is a man and not an animal. They get to know each other a bit better in Armand's absence, Daniel grappling with the ethics of the situation, while also wanting to oblige his beloved Armand.
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04 Jun 2026
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Now is the part for the radio station! by NonAnon3rd (ToastTheInkling)
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2026
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Vox refuses to believe he's worth caring for as he tries to drag himself out of the slump he'd been in since the incident.
Alastor doesn't know how to let people care about him in fear of being hurt, he's got a plan going on though... probably.
Lucifer is clinging to any attention he can get and getting quickly attached to anyone who shows him even the slightest kindness because he's not used to it.
They're all doing great. Obviously.//Post season two AppleMedia because they've taken over my brain.
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