Too_pretty_forthis_mess
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The faces staring down at me by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mara - Fandom
31 May 2026
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After Mary Macdonald was obliviated in the war, she was sent to the muggle world. She eventually became a painter. Years later Remus Lupin walks into an art show, hoping to clear his head.
NOT A HAPPY ENDING
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Queervengers break the internet by sgr_norris16
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
27 Jan 2025
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bi-disaster @peterparkour
I've come to the relatively easy decision in which I'm dropping out and becoming a male stripper.
> GITC @nedleeds
mood
> mj @thebiggay
Well, you'll get tips easy, that ass would make good money
>> bi-disaster @peterparkour
fkjdknxjnwephjbd MJ!
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Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
14 Jul 2026
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‧₊˚🕷𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖠𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖣𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋-𝖬𝖺𝗇 𝖨𝗌 𝖠𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖨𝗇𝗇𝗈𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 (𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽)🕸️ྀི by StarEater_04
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 May 2026
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Five times the Avengers noticed something weird about Spider-Man's love life, and the one time they got the full, unhinged truth.
Or: Peter Parker is tired, engaged, and done hiding his bisexual disaster self. The Avengers are not prepared.
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09 Jul 2026
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I'm Not That Good at Breathing In by Celebrate_the_irony
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Mar 2016
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“You want to fake date me?” Peter replied. Was this real? This couldn’t possibly be a real thing that Peter was being asked.
“Well I would actual date you if you really want, but we’d need to establish a safe word first.” He could practically see the horrific images in Deadpool’s brain.
Or Peter is very clearly in love with Wade and needs a farcical situation to get him to realise it.
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09 Jul 2026
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The avenger’s twitter by Ashleyb447
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Apr 2026
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What the title says.
Just what I think the avengers would post on twitter, but make it gay. ( I’m delusional 🙃)Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
03 Jul 2026
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Can't Say Anything To Your Face (Cause Look At Your Face) by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Jan 2022
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When Harley Keener goes missing, Peter Parker doesn't hesitate to suit up as Spiderman and respond to the kidnapper's demands. When Peter arrives, though, Peter realizes that he's in deeper than he thought because, apparently, the villains put Harley under a truth serum and apparently Harley has a lot to say about how attractive he thinks Peter Parker is.
Title taken from "Gorgeous" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 2 of alfie's parkner stories
Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
01 Jul 2026