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How embarrassing that a Colonial Marine is almost brought to their knees by premenstrual pain... thankfully, Bishop knows a natural, delightful remedy.
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16 Jun 2026
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don't be so book smart, get a read on my heart by Possiblyenjoyable
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 May 2026
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“Grace?"
Grace shakes his head, bringing himself back into the moment. “Sorry, Rock. What’d you say?”
“What Grace want for birthday,” Rocky repeats himself, tone more insistent this time.
“Y’know,” Grace says, deciding an unrealistic idea is better than no idea at all, “I think I want a hug from my best friend. If you can figure that one out, you’ll never have to get me another birthday gift again.”
“Rocky will continue to get Grace gifts anyway.” Grace flushes at the declaration, which he does not want to address. Rocky is quiet for a moment after, tapping his claws on the ground in thought. And before Grace can tell him he was just joking, don’t worry about it, just make him some xenonite barbells so he doesn’t lose these muscles so fast, Rocky is perking up and skittering to leave the room again. “Rocky know how to get Grace gift! Will take some time. Late gift. Will make up for it next Earth year.”
(Or, the one where Rocky's birthday present to Grace ends up getting a little out of hand.)
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- Part 1 of gracerocky fuck nasty, statement
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11 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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10 May 2026
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Overworked to the point of passing out at your computer, Bishop decides it's time to take action. This leads to unforeseen consequences.
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05 May 2026
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this apartment's always cold by sandpapersnowman
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Blade Runner (Movies)
07 Nov 2023
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Ken moans as they kiss, breathy little things that get caught between K's lips. Ken ruts into him like a wild animal, pinning K and humping at him in failed tribadism. Even though there's no direct contact and the angle isn't great, there's still something sparking up with every hungry motion of Ken's hips.
K pulls back to talk, but Ken surges forward to make up the distance with another kiss and a whine.
K stops him with a hand flat to his chest.
"Do you want me to show you how this is supposed to work?"
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02 May 2026