20 Bookmarks by Two4Joy
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the sun, ardent by liuterine for Legendaerie
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Mar 2025
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“...Dare I ask?”
“Sex curio,” Jade says solemnly, and offers no explanation beyond that. Not that that requires any further clarification beyond the ‘how’ and the ‘...why is that even a thing?’
He does have one other question, however. Just this once, he reasons with himself, he will swallow his pride for feeling the grating need to ask it.
“So, the good doctor—was he caught up in the crossfire, so to speak?”
“He was.”
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Ratio falls under the spell of a sex curio.
Aventurine helps.Bookmarked by Two4Joy
26 Jul 2025
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The first week of college is a lot for anyone, but for a country boy from out in the sticks it's especially overwhelming to fall head over heels for a hot guy and realize that you're a guy too, all in one day.
Life moves on past that first week, though—and Mydei remains at Phainon's side.
It wouldn't be unfair to say that Phainon found himself when he found Mydei.
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03 Jul 2025
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“You’ll gamble away your entire life ten times over without batting an eye…”
“Yeah, well.” Aventurine laughed briefly, helplessly, as the look in Ratio’s eyes shifted towards one of growing comprehension— and maybe even a bit of flabbergasted awe. “Even I have my limits, I guess. Don’t, ah… read too much into it.” As if that would keep Ratio from immediately formulating whatever theories he pleased.
Am I truly so precious to you? He could read the question in Ratio’s face. His bafflement. It was warranted, whatever questions Ratio might have of him. But he didn’t really want to talk right now.
Moaning, on the other hand… now that was on the table.
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07 Jun 2025
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on the tip of my tongue by Legendaerie for katraa
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jul 2024
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As much as his co-workers might insist it is possible, and Aventurine himself might pretend it has happened; you do not return from the shadow of Nihility unscathed.
Lucky for him, Dr. Ratio has some critters that need fostering.
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- English
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- 13,785
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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24 May 2025
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Mydei looks down at him. The weight of his full attention is brutal—their weapons sheathed, the air heady with night-blooming flora, the only sound the cicadas' mourning song. There is no distraction from the furrow of Mydei's brow, the distance in his eyes, forever insurmountable.
“Sometimes," Mydei says, so softly that Phainon feels him more than he hears him, "you sound like you mean these things you tease me with."
Phainon freezes. He wants to do—something. Anything. Shove Mydei down. Drive his sword through his stomach into the earth to keep him still. Kiss him until they suffocate and the scouts find their bodies, entwined on the ledge.
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27 Mar 2025
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private room by ScarlettStorm for dangercupcake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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“What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.
Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”
Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”
“I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”
Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.
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- English
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- 34,439
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- 1/1
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07 Feb 2025
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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- English
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- 51,435
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 6
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- 915
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30 Jan 2022
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a tide in two seas by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Nov 2021
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A midnight train, two unexpected encounters, and a rift in spacetime.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1,006
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02 Dec 2021
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The right words at the right time by justpeace
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2021
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“Whoever wins should treat the loser to drinks,” Wei Ying says with a grin as they line up for the last round. Now that she’s loosened up from the fight, her smile looks more real. Lan Zhan sees more lines at the corners of her eyes than she remembers, and she bites down on her mouthguard.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan says. She has a moment to process Wei Ying’s expression of delighted surprise before the whistle blows.
When she was sixteen, despite her best efforts, Lan Zhan fell in love with an infuriating visiting student at her kung fu school. When she’s 29, Lan Zhan meets Wei Ying again, and she realises that there are some things that haven’t changed.
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- English
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- 52,889
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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14 Nov 2021
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“Is that weird, Lan Zhan? We don’t even know each other that well, but I just feel like...I do know you.”
“You do,” Lan Wangji agrees, barely voiced. His heart hammers. “I want you to. And I…”
He almost tells Wei Wuxian he loves him, right there on the couch on their canceled first date, just barely managing to stop himself before the words leave his mouth.
Lan Wangji keeps his public self separate from who he is when he is alone. Wei Wuxian unwittingly smashes through that boundary. Surprisingly, Lan Wangji does not regret it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,628
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 182
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- 3,212
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- 428
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- 18,075
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28 Jun 2021
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like, comment, share & subscribe by detectorist
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2021
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“Come on, A-Cheng!” Wei Ying says. “Think of all the hapless youths who are watching hanguang_jun’s channel and being duped into thinking that’s what university is like! It’s not fair on the kids!”
Jiang Cheng appears to be entirely unmoved by this highly logical argument.
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Lan Zhan runs a popular studytuber YouTube channel. Wei Ying decides to parody his videos. Things escalate from there.
- Language:
- English
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- 22,003
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 590
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- 5,656
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- 1,356
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- 39,171
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17 Feb 2021
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you know you'll get in trouble by SecretStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2020
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"Beneath the layer of numbness, a realization solidified in Wei Wuxian--the realization that everything he once had, everything he once believed, was built at someone else’s expense. A realization he didn’t know how to live with, if he didn’t know how to fix it."
In which Wei Wuxian copes with (or doesn't cope with) ADHD, global injustice, and the consequences of his own actions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,819
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 358
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- 896
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- 257
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- 13,647
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10 Feb 2021
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a history of the body by northofallmusic (tofsla)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jan 2021
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Wei Ying's body hurts sometimes; she lets Lan Zhan help her.
A fic about the complicated nature of having a body, and also the versatility of sex toys.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 187
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- 1,648
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- 462
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- 18,245
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06 Feb 2021
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Don't let them get you down, you're the best thing I've seen by fantasiavii
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2021
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Wei Ying’s ears prick up. “What?” he asks, nudging Lan Zhan playfully. “Come on, Lan Zhan, if I have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known then so do you.”
Lan Zhan and Wei Ying both just want to make each other feel good. It’s complicated. It’s also not complicated at all.
(Aka, trans Lan Wangji fucks his boyfriend for the first time.)
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30 Jan 2021
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The waters and the wild by SecretStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jan 2021
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Lan Wangji has grown up hearing stories of the feared Yiling Laozu, who kidnaps young boys--including his childhood best friend, Wei Ying.
When a Lan child is taken, Lan Wangji travels to the Yiling Laozu's lair in the Burial Mounds.
He does not find what he expected.
- Language:
- English
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- 62,517
- Chapters:
- 15/?
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- 1,612
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- 1,724
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- 529
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30 Jan 2021
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Murder machines by glyphsinateacup
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 May 2023
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian have dealt with a lot of threats to their home, but this one is... different. Their opponents don't seem to be cultivators at all - and good heavens they're so young.
Gideon and Harrow have a mission from the Emperor - but serving that mission is much harder than it looks.
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17 Jan 2021
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Stainless by Fahye for sesera
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2019
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"I'm starting to feel," says Lan Xichen, "that this was a counterproductive suggestion."
Wei Wuxian looks down onto the pristine, tranquil cold springs of the Cloud Recesses. Sitting in the water, their bare shoulders rising like dumplings carefully spaced in a steaming-basket, are a large number of Lan disciples.
"They seem to be doing better," he says, encouragingly. "If they--oh, no, I see what you mean."
At the near bank, someone has pressed someone else against the rocks and is kissing them frantically.
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- 338
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15 Jan 2021
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Hands On by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Jun 2020
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Neither of them were at the window, but there it sat, taped to the window. Wei Wuxian’s sloppy bold characters were set apart from the multitude of A-Yuan’s drawings that littered the window, and Lan Wangji read the words with a giddy, trembling feeling in his chest.
HEY LAN ZHAN A-YUAN WANTS TO HOLD YOUR RABBITS
Post-quarantine sequel to Window Shopping.
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- Part 3 of And They Were Quarantined
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- 1/1
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13 Jan 2021
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
- Language:
- English
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- 8/8
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10 Jan 2021
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KILF (Knits I'd Like To Fuck in) by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2021
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“Oh, and that time I ran away? From the family that had me before the Jiangs took me in? I got hypothermia.” Wei Ying says all of this with the same easy demeanor that he uses when he tells playground stories about Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli, like he’s not discussing trauma. “When you get hypothermia once you’re more susceptible to it in the future, which is a fun side effect.” He shrugs and kisses Lan Zhan’s neck with lips that are still cold but not horribly so. “I just get cold easy now. I’m used to it.”
“Mn,” Lan Zhan says, and means, “We’ll fucking see about that.”
Or: Wei Ying is not allowed to be cold, therefore Lan Zhan must learn to knit.
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by Two4Joy
10 Jan 2021