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He wanted to die.
Toby partially wondered if this is how it felt to be his father. Self loathing. Sick like a wet dog on cocaine. Maybe that’s why he coughed all the damn time- and why Toby himself hadn’t been doing much better. He moved himself back to a sitting position where he faced the door, and yet still nothing felt real. He hadn’t realized he’d been crying but the taste of salt was bitter and full of his own grief. The fabric that had been in his hand joined in the whirl of distorted world around him and he closed his eyes.
Her eyes opened in his mind instead, just in front of him.
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This fic was written and *finished* in November 2022. It has since been edited slightly but most of this is the original writing. 6/6 chapters are written and just need editing so upload schedule will be chaotic
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No Outside Help by UnlikeVanity
Fandoms: Marble Hornets, Everyman HYBRID, Slender Man Mythos
25 Aug 2025
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What the hell was he looking at?
The videos weren’t numbered entries, some of them were ominous, some were time periods, some were in all caps and demanding. Were these in order? Were they logged experiences of one or many?
Exactly how many perspectives were there to this fucking monster?
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Aka that fic where Tim survives Marble hornets but learns that the slenderverse exists a few months later.
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"It felt naive to make friends with a human warrior who always faced the constant threat of the death and destruction of the world, and that's what the angel had always brought."
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Or a bunch of oneshots of Emerald Duo and different dynamics their friendship experienced over the centuries, and some personal headcanons all put into one fic.
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During a gala hosted for local media representatives, Vincent Whittman meets the dazzling radio star and toast of New Orleans, Alastor.
As he grapples with his own pitiless ambition and the dark secret behind his success, Vincent begins to fall for the mysterious man. But his growing obsession with the radio star leads him to find out a horrifying truth about Alastor, which could either bind them together forever or destroy their burgeoning relationship.
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My take on the human, murder media AU we all want
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17 Apr 2026
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
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Until you get sick of me, honestly by 3koboldsinahoodie
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Jun 2025
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Moving in with Wade was categorically not a regret. In fact - not that he was ever going to let himself admit that to Wade’s face - this was probably the best thing that could have happened to him. But of course, he was moving in with Wade fucking Wilson who, as much as he had grown on Logan throughout their bizarre adventure, was still a human tornado. Sometimes it was really hard to remind himself how glad he was that Wade had called after him.
They hadn’t really had an exact conversation about how long Logan was expecting to stay. Wade’s words on that first walk back to the apartment had been “Stay as long as you need - until you get sick of me, honestly!”
“You think I’m not already there, Bub?” Logan had joked with a wry smile.
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Logan has decided he's going to try and not fuck it up this time around. He's going to be grateful for the second chance that Wade gave him when he met (kidnapped) him in that bar. He's going to be a good dad to Laura, and a good roomate and friend to Wade. Which means he is absolutely not going to let himself take Wade's joking flirting seriously, and he categorically won't get in the way of Wade and Vanessa. Even if the selfish part of him wants to.Series
- Part 1 of Until You Get Sick of Me (Poolverine)
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23 Oct 2025
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While most of the events he and Jay went through were horrible, Jay was always able to make things fun. Somedays when the two had finished editing the latest entry; Jay would drag Tim outside of whatever hotel the two were staying at to watch the sunrise.
God, what Tim would do to have those mornings again; No matter how much he would despise being up that early, he would do anything to enjoy those mornings with Jay again.
So here Tim sits, on the steps outside his apartment in the early morning; After being woken up from another nightmare of his partner's body. Gazing upon the sun slowly making its way up as birds begin to sing in the near distance.
Humming a gentle tune, Tim pads his thumb across a very familiar hat; The hat is covered with small tears and dirt stains from the number of tumbles its owner had taken. Though no matter the number of stains and tears in the thing, the amount of love and care in it overtook the damages.
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After the events of MH Tim moves out of state in an attempt to allow himself to heal, yet is struggling when a familiar spirit decides to make himself present within Tim's home.Bookmarked by UnlikeVanity
03 Sep 2025
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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