Useless_Reptile
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Yuuri couldn't have known that he would have to overstay his shift due to some unforseen circumstances. Those circumstances barged into his clinic and cried for help. Those circumstances had silver hair, blue eyes and a dying dog on their hands.
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If Your Body Matches What Your Eyes Can Do by Useless_Reptile for Floris_Oren
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
02 Feb 2017
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Just some purest porn without plot that we all need sometimes. Enjoy it.
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I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away by Useless_Reptile for Floris_Oren
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
26 Jan 2017
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Yuuri wasn't at college for nothing.
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For the Life of Every Creature Is Its Blood by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
01 Nov 2022
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At the barricades, Javert is revealed to be a vampire. Valjean prevents Javert from attempting to take his own life and from there the two of them enter an arrangement: Javert can no longer feed from criminals in good conscience, so Valjean willingly volunteers himself instead.
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23 Jul 2026
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Let's Go Break the Law One More Time by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
11 Jun 2018
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Theft, forgeries, post-it note conversations, and a rivalry that's spanned decades. Jean Valjean has avoided arrest for nearly ten years since he was first released from prison after being arrested the first time, and he is the number one annoyance to one Detective Inspector Javert. And then Valjean breaks into his apartment to give him a painting. And then he continues breaking into his apartment to leave post-it notes on his refrigerator and gifts on his coffee table that Javert throws away at the first opportunity. And then Javert doesn't know what to think.
Javert hates his life and he hates art, but most of all he hates Valjean.
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19 Jul 2026
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Thursday Afternoon by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
17 Jan 2017
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Inspector Javert had never thought of himself as a being who could be loved, nor had he ever thought he could find love in himself to bestow on another. A year and a half of Thursdays changes him.
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16 Jul 2026
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Attendance is Mandatory by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
01 Jan 2017
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"You want me to pretend to date you so you can get your boss fired on harassment charges?" Valjean asked incredulously.
"That was the plan, yes," Javert admitted, not raising his head from his hands.
"Oh," Valjean said simply. "Then yes, of course I'll go with you."
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- Part 1 of Holiday Modern 'verse
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16 Jul 2026
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The Lord's Script by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
26 Jun 2017
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"When two souls, which have sought each other for, however long in the throng, have finally found each other …a union, fiery and pure as they themselves are… begins on earth and continues forever in heaven." -Victor Hugo
It is like this: when a matched pair meet, it is usually not long before the first Touch and then the Words. There is always a stirring under the skin to reach out because humans were never designed to live in isolation. There is a pull that never wavers, quiet and calm under the surface. Denying it only makes it stronger and causes chance meetings again and again until they Touch.
It is like this: even Valjean thinks the number times they have met by sheer coincidence is ridiculous and Javert is frankly sick of it.
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15 Jul 2026