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Evelyn's curiosity leads her to follow Astarion out for a hunt, eager to see his true vampiric nature in action. But she discovers quickly that there are consequences to attempting to stalk a predator... pleasurable consequences.
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- Part 6 of In-Game Adventures of Evelyn & Astarion
Bookmarked by Vixkay
18 Jun 2026
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Something other than a giant, alien brain festers in the city of Baldur's Gate. From dead men wandering the sewers, to soulless patriars scheming from their gilded palaces, something vile has taken root to consume all it touches.
To save a city that's deemed them criminals (and to save their own asses), these two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of the rot and carve it out, piece by festering piece. And figure out what, exactly, they mean to each other.
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- Part 4 of these two shitheads
Bookmarked by Vixkay
12 May 2026
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Your brain stutters.
1. Breasts are hot.
2. Astarion is hot.
3. Bite the titty.
“Please,” you say and nod.
You can feel his gloat. Then he’s biting and the pain spikes right through your tit to slam hot between your legs.
Or: Eleanor is trying to spread holiday cheer. Astarion is trying to spread Eleanor’s legs. This one’s fluff and porn.
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- Part 6 of these two shitheads
Bookmarked by Vixkay
06 May 2026
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02 May 2026
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Badger at the Gate by No_one_of_account
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
20 Jun 2026
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Lena was heading home from her day job as a software engineer when an llithid nautiloid kidnapped her. Luckily for her, she's a honey badger shifter, and honey badgers are best known for taking on big cats, hyenas, scorpions, and venomous snakes, and surprisingly enough, surviving! Unluckily, her new companions might try to murder her because 'diplomacy' and 'tact' are just words in the dictionary to her. She's joined by her liger best friend, Edie, and together they wreak havoc and mayhem on the journey to Baldur's Gate, and occasionally do something useful.
This reads mostly as a Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough with in-game dialog as a jumping-off point for lots of non-canon dialog that I think is funny. Your mileage will vary.
Oh, and awkward attempts at emotional depth and smut. It's not deliberate: I'm just really bad at it. If you're looking for good smut or something that'll move you to tears, look elsewhere because this is the result of watching Looney Tunes/Animaniacs and reading Sam&Max comics and Shelley Laurenston novels.
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- Part 1 of A Honey Badger in Baldur's Gate
Bookmarked by Vixkay
30 Apr 2026

