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    A Lord of the Rings Retelling where all the hobbits are women and that changes everything about the world and nothing about them.

    Part 1-->Frodo's POV of the whole series.
    Part 2-->Pippin's POV starting with the end of Fellowship and on.
    Part 3--> Merry's POV of Return of the King

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    Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.

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    Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Now, behind the great walls of Minas Tirith, which were so far away from the quiet corners of childhood, Frodo was thinking about his grandmother.

     

    During their stay in Minas Tirith, Frodo struggles to make sense of a few memories.

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    27 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    What if Merry carried the Ring to Mordor?

    Following Film-Canon, this picks up near the end of Fellowship of the Ring. Boromir tried, and succeeded, in taking the Ring from Frodo. But he does not keep it.

    Told from the perspective of Pippin, this chronicles how he and Merry acquire the Ring, bring it to Mount Doom, and their trauma following the return to the Shire.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Fool of a Took seemed to be the enduring muttered mantra of the Fellowship, at least where Gandalf was concerned. It was entirely possible that the others thought it in their hearts– certainly not his fellow hobbits, but perhaps the Men that were sworn to follow Frodo into fire and flames, the grumbling dwarf, and the strange elf who spoke rarely and blinked even less. Pippin tried not to let it prick his heart: he knew this quest was something far beyond his understanding of the world, knew that truly realizing it would warp his brain in ways that could not be undone, knew that, after all, he was just a simple hobbit who had quite literally stumbled into saving the world. He could quell the pinpricks with those thoughts.

    Before Moria, of course. Before knocking the helmet down the well. Before the balrog. 

    (In which Legolas has a bad time, Pippin has even worse time, and the Fellowship finally gets around to talking about the balrog incident, though not before Legolas and Pippin run into trouble in the woods.)

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Thorin and his Queen, after the recovery of Erebor.

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    17 Feb 2026