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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    After dancing around each other with some scent based, hoodie borrowing shenanigans, Mike finally starts to court Will, giving him a series of meaningful and thoughtful gifts.

    (sequel to "I make it so easy (to fall in love)

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    18 May 2026

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    mike works at a sex shop. will happens to walk in.

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    03 May 2026

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    "Easy. Fuck Thor, marry Iron Man, kill Spider-Man.”

    Mike snorts. Loudly. Everyone turns to look at him, and he falls silent.

    Max peers at him. “You got something to say, Wheeler?”

    Mike shrugs. Then the alcohol gets the best of him. “I’d fuck Spider-Man.”

    Will chokes on his water.

     

    Mike’s devised a plan. If he lets himself crush on Spider-Man, then he can work on getting over Will, his roommate and best friend who's clearly uninterested. It's foolproof, really.

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    16 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    “Ouch.” Max says sarcastically, adding a seventh line to the “you suck” tally on the whiteboard. “Seven to zero. Watching your attempts at flirting is getting painful.”

    “I’m not flirting,” Mike tries a lie, “that was a normal interaction.”

    “Keep telling yourself that, numbnuts,” Max responds drily, “you couldn’t get a date with Will Byers to save your life.”

    With the help of his snarky ice cream-scooping coworker Max, Mike Wheeler’s life is turned into nothing short of a wreck as he pathetically goes about trying to charm Will Byers.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    “So walk me through the plan again?”

    Max huffed, lifting herself up to sit on the kitchen counter next to where Will was brewing a pot of coffee. “Seriously? We’ve been through this about a dozen times already.”

    “I know, I know! It’s just—I don’t know, I’m feeling a little nervous about it.” Will anxiously tapped his fingers on the countertop, staring at the slow drip of the coffee. “I don’t love the idea of lying to Mike–what if he completely freaks out?”

    “Isn’t that kind of the point?”

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    Max & Lucas devise a plan to make Mike jealous by pretending to be in a polyamorous throuple with Will when Mike comes to visit over Spring Break.

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    01 Apr 2026