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“Peter shook himself from his momentary reverie in time to notice Diana, half turned around in the front seat, staring at Neal with a look of unhidden shock on her face...Diana had only really ever seen the CI at work and was clearly unprepared for how open Neal looked as he slept, uninhibited and...young. Achingly young. There was a soft expression on her face that Peter had felt on his own more than once before.”
Neal falls asleep on a car ride, Diana has a questions and a few realizations, while Peter acts as a pillow. Basically, it’s sweet.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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23 Mar 2026
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Messed up but so fun
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“Peter shook his head in disbelief. Not for the first time, he wondered how someone with so much talent could use their skills to con people out of their money and possessions. Maybe in a different life Neal could have been someone, some famous artist with his art hung in galleries across the world, art that was of his own originality and taste that spoke of the incredible mind that painted it, instead of illegal imitations. He supposed there was a little bit of Caffrey flair in each of the renditions he had done over the years, but Peter was interested in something one hundred percent Neal Caffrey, something authentic and unique, something the world had yet to see. Perhaps it wasn’t too late for Neal to change careers. With his skills, he could make it as an artist; Peter was sure of it. He just had to be willing to take that leap.”
It’s exactly what the title says. I just need more artist Neal in my life.
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29 Jun 2026
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Neal thinks his meeting with June was an accident. June, reaping the benefits of a con man in her guest room, knows much better.
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29 Jun 2026
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Peter had never known Neal to use drugs, but that didn't change the fact that Neal was shaking apart in front of him.
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29 Jun 2026