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The Things I Would Do To You by YoinksySploinky
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
15 Jul 2026
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"Both of you. Out." Garroth doesn't even get them a chance to argue or complain before he's yanking them up by their off-duty clothes, pushing them towards the door.
"What—" Laurance was the first to pipe up at the injustice, spreading his arms and legs out as Garroth manages to shove their bodies towards the door, his hands and knees catching at the frame. "What is this about? We were just finishing dinner—"
"—Should we have waited?" Dante intercepts.
"No. You two have been driving me up the WALL these past few days! You two have always found a reason to annoy me with something and I'm sick of it!"
"But where will we stay?" Laurance scoffed.
"Frankly, I don't care. Figure it out yourselves." He slammed the door in his second-hand's face, locking it quickly thereafter.
Garroth gets a rude awakening to a Werewolf Rut, clearing of the guard station to get it out of his system alone. Except, when he tries to think of his Lord as he pleasures himself, a certain, annoying, guard keeps sneaking his way back into his thoughts...
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- Part 13 of Aphverse Drabbles
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“It's alright, I understand it's… a lot to process. I… I didn't get enough time to remove the explosives from your apartment after I walked you home— I wanted to, I was trying to… stall you for as long as I could outside in hopes they would go off before you were let inside, but… that didn't seem to work… Heh, guess my charm doesn't work on you like it does everyone else, huh?” He teased, squeezing her shoulder affectionately.
She snorted.
“Shut up…” She rolled her eyes, finally letting her weight settle onto his side.
She… missed this. A lot. Just having a friend that would tell her like it was, even if she… really didn't like it.
A Rewrite of the ending of Aphmau Diaries' MOVIE "My BOYFRIEND is a HITMAN!" to end with Aphmau/Laurance instead of Aphmau/Pierce like it does in the video
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- Part 12 of Aphverse Drabbles
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- 12,057
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Had Lucy known who Karen was sooner, she doesn't think she'd have been so easy to let her spirits fight beside her, she would be too overcome with fear and anxiety that she could possibly turn into that.
However, she isn't like Karen. She knows this deep in her heart, and she refused to let herself get consumed with such silly thoughts! She knew what she could do to make Loke feel better; treat him to a spa day! She doesn't often do this, usually about once a month to keep her keys well taken care of and show them just how much she appreciates their hard work and help with her in more than just battles, but she decided Leo deserved it a little early as a treat for everything he's been through.
Lucy Heartfilia notices Loke's key, upon being reforged by the Celestial Spirit King after allowing her friend back to the stars, was a little damaged from his poor state of self before returning. She decides it would be best for her to help welcome him to her side by giving him a cleaning and repair.
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It wasn't a very long interaction. So why? Why is that when he's bounding back up the stairs, worried that maybe something had happened to the girls, that this was all just some distraction so that poor little Alina could get snatched up and whisked away to the Nether, did he instead open the door to find a mess.
"… I see you've found your mother's paints…"
Garroth has been tasked with watching over Aphmau's girls, Lilith-Garnet and Alina, while she's out on the town. It's not that he doesn't enjoy watching over and protecting them, it's just that sometimes... they can get a bit messy.
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- Part 11 of Aphverse Drabbles
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"So it's… true, then?" He hesitantly quizzed, curious gaze catching Zoey's through his helmet.
"What's true?"
"That your people will take children into the forest to feed your trees."
A striking and shrill gasp cut him, a smack hitting his arm.
A small interaction between Garroth and Zoey as they walk through Phoenix Drop, where Garroth gets to learn more about Zoey after she revealed she had lied about being a Fairy upon her first arriving at Phoenix Drop.
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- Part 10 of Aphverse Drabbles
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Aphverse Drabbles by YoinksySploinky
Fandom A Royal Tale - Aphmau (Web Series), Aphmau SMP, Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series), MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
16 Jul 2026
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A collection of all the Eddsworld Oneshots I've written
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- 52,911
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The series collection of all One-Shots I've written that have to do with Stranger Things
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By The Book (Or: The Field Guide To Getting Wrecked By Your Dragon Slayer) by wisherbysharlight
Fandoms: Fairy Tail
06 Jul 2026
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When Natsu and Lucy's relationship finally takes the leap to more than friends, Levy and Freed pull her aside and gently warn her about the... intensity... of dragon courtship, and give her an old textbook they’d used in their own relationships to help with some of it, but while the general instincts are real the researcher had an... interesting case study which may have led to some wildly inaccurate (and often alarming) conclusions. They have each made their own notes in the margins which sometimes only leave her *more* worried about what's about to happen.
What she hadn't expected, but probably should have, was for Natsu to put his own spin on every ‘stage’ in a way that was so perfectly on his own terms.Each stage doesn't feel like some abstract rule they have to follow, something that changes who they are or what they do for each other. They're Natsu and Lucy. Exactly the way they always have been, and always will be. Just more.
Written for all of Nalu week: Day 1(new beginnings),2(both),3(both),4(teeth), 5(both), 6(adventure), 7(fireworks) - but primarily teeth/new beginnings/paranoia/red string of fate/adventure!- Language:
- English
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- 44,403
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
18 Jul 2026
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This is absolutely amazing so far I'm so excited to finish this, definitely going to be keeping ideas like this in mind for my own personal headcanons. Absolutely gets the dragon slayer things.
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He expects Natsu to attack him, to do something. But the dragon slayer just lays there, arms spread wide with Gray in his lap like it’s the most natural thing in the world. It probably lasts all of ten seconds before the awkwardness hits Gray and he swings right leg to get off. It must be what Natsu is waiting for though, because Natsu grabs his thigh and steals the momentum, rolling Gray back onto his back and settling himself between him.
Natsu sits up, Gray can feel the back of his own thighs resting on the tops of Natsu’s. “Thought you wanted a real fight for a second there, Stripper,”
And the grin is back. The stupid grin that makes Gray’s vision blur at the edges, makes his heart race a little too fast.
or...
Gray sees Laxus in a gay bar. They concoct a half-ass plan to get Natsu to fuck Gray. There are consequences, naturally.
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- Part 1 of In the Peace that Follows
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Garroth’s eyes flickered to his pistol, sitting idly by Laurance’s feet. There was one bullet. If he shot Laurance, he’d be ripped apart by his loyal band of mercenaries, or be handed to the navy for murder. If he shot himself, some poor bugger would have to do his job and clean his brains off the deck; the only problem was that he’d be stuck on the ship forever, haunting Laurance and his dreadfully boring conversations.
“I’d rather you shoot me,” he said instead, and flopped back in his seat, eyes squeezed shut.
The last thing he expected was the cool metal of his own pistol pressed against his temple. It was the click of the hammer that had his eyes shooting open.
“I can do that,” Laurance breathed. He was so close now that Garroth could smell the sweet ale on his breath. He drank it in. “But first, you owe me.”
Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
29 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
You will not be hearing from me for weeks this will be the only thing I'm consuming
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all that i want (is to wake up fine) by raceydayshopelesshaze
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
26 Feb 2026
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When escaping from the Eastern Werewolf Tribe, the group splits up. Garroth and Laurance offer to be the distraction so Aphmau and the others can leave.
As usual, things do not go to plan. Somehow, neither finds themselves complaining all that much—despite Garroth's broken leg.
Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
26 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"Garroth had found himself irritated by it, wanting to shove him away, but Laurance was like the ache in his leg—refusing to leave, despite his best efforts." — something something I need you like I need a broken leg
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I wanna hold your hand so tight, I'm gonna break my wrists by piercedog for YoinksySploinky
Fandoms: MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
16 Feb 2026
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Garroth and Gene decided to spend Valentine's Day in, enjoying each others presence and avoiding the rush that comes with the day. But staying inside doesn't mean that effort wasn't put into showing each other how much they love the other, and aim to exchange gifts.
Garroth receives a lovely jumper with imagery mirroring that of the couple and Gene receives a plush toy with a concerning amount of weight to it.