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Shane is grocery shopping for Ilya's visit to the cottage. He is maybe overpreparing. Just a little.
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Ilya watches Shane leave the club with Rose. But instead of going home alone, Ilya chooses the nuclear option.
(Alexa, play "All the Things She Said")
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Shane gets a tattoo. Things escalate from there.
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Pandora only has eyes for her goddess, who looks like fire made flesh. She is like a beacon in the smoky din of the club. Pandora wants the woman to raze her to the ground like a forest fire. She wants to be smoking ruins at her feet.
OR: Lily gets railed in the loo by Pandora while Regulus is romancing James.
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Regulus washes ashore on a beach in Kent without memory or magic. He makes wooden toys and has tea with his neighbour, until the war comes crashing back into his life to remind him he has unfinished business.
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One 50 word chapter per daily Microficmay prompt. Tags will be adapted accordingly.
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Drarry ficlets inspired by prompts from Tumblr @drarrymicrofic or other Drarry prompt fests
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The Adventures Of Harry Potter And His Very Dramatic Boyfriend by acari
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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This a series of loosely connected ficlets chronicling the adventures of long-suffering Harry Potter and his very dramatic boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. All written semi-drunk or barely awake. Proceed accordingly.
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All podfics narrated by acari in one place.
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for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for Ilya to hear himself—say it—and Shane—piss on me. please—before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.
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- Part 1 of #pissgate
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Bookmarked by acari
09 Jan 2026
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for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair (WorkID: 77179151)Summary: There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for Ilya to hear himself—say it—and Shane—piss on me. please—before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.
The one where Shane is looking at houses in Greenland. For reasons. This hurt my heart.
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the limitations of maddocks questions by viviolet
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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when shane gets the injury that would come to end his career, in the moment he’s just thankful he didn’t break his jaw.
or: shane knew, in the abstract, that one day he would play his last professional nhl game. it never occurred to him that hockey would choose that day for him.
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Bookmarked by acari
21 Jan 2026
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the limitations of maddocks questions by viviolet (WorkID: 75151846)
Summary: when shane gets the injury that would come to end his career, in the moment he’s just thankful he didn’t break his jaw.
or: shane knew, in the abstract, that one day he would play his last professional nhl game. it never occurred to him that hockey would choose that day for him.
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Yuna doesn't like him.
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11 Jun 2026
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progression by conturbat_me (WorkID: 78863991?view_full_work=true)
Summary: Yuna doesn't like him.
Great character study of Yuna, David, Ilya and Shane; painfully realistic portrayal of the parents warming up to Ilya slowly
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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Bookmarked by acari
11 Jun 2026
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black dog by delagauchetiere (WorkID: 82952601)
Summary: Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
lovely and comforting
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At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.
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- Part 1 of euro-step
Bookmarked by acari
04 Jun 2026
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the one hand rim-rocker by tedyexe (WorkID: 82321591)
Summary: At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.
Pwp as character exploration