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    For once, it’s not a dark specter from Bucky’s past that’s come back to haunt them. That, as far as he is concerned, is great. A nice change of pace. Something he can bring up next time Sam complains about all the skeletons that are hiding in Bucky’s mansion full of closets.

    He’s the one with the gun to his head right now, though, so maybe Sam’s at least got a point with that whole “you can’t even get out of bed in the morning without running into something dangerous” bit that he does.

    Or: Somehow, Bucky keeps ending up on the wrong side of the past. Even the pasts that don’t belong to him.

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    A Hydra-connected arms dealer is ready to turn coat. Sam and Bucky go in to seal the deal. It goes exactly as well as everyone is expecting.

    Bucky gets this spy stuff. Sam doesn’t. Sam gets people. Bucky doesn’t. They’re both going to have to work on that if they want to get out of this unscathed. Or at all.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Bucky would claim he was in the wrong place, wrong time. Sam would argue Bucky could find trouble in a locked and empty room. Either way, it’s going to take both of them to figure this one out.

    “I ask you to do one thing. One simple thing, and you can’t manage it without getting into a shootout.”

    “I think shopping was safer in the forties,” Bucky groans. “But we didn’t have any money, and we never bought anything, so I could be wrong.”

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    11 Apr 2026

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    It's entirely Sam's fault that Bucky's first thought on realizing he’s been captured by vampires is: well, these guys aren't part of the big three. His second thought is: if vampires have been a thing all this time and no one fucking told me, I'm going to be so pissed. What the fuck else is real? Fairies? Wolfmen? Goddamn Sasquatch??

    Bucky gets kidnapped by vampires, or maybe it's a surprise family reunion instead. When Sam comes to the rescue, Bucky has to think fast to keep himself from being turned into a vampire, and to keep Sam safe in a castle full of vampires too.

    So naturally he decides that they should pretend to be married. If Sam's family too, and if Bucky and Sam have a beautiful love story, Great Uncle Yakov will have to let them go, safe and unvampired, right?

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “I don’t have a problem!” Sam insists. “Bucky is not a problem. Bucky is on a beautiful journey of self-care and healing and making amends with his body, and I support him 100%.”

    “Mmhmm,” says Sarah, and when Sam can tear his gaze away from Bucky, he sees that she’s fixing him with a sweetly compassionate gaze. He readies himself for some no-nonsense sisterly wisdom. In tones of deep sympathy, she says, “And you’re horny about it.”

    Sam grits his teeth and grips the arms of his lounge chair. “I’m so horny about it, oh my god.”

    Bucky is finally ready to make amends with himself, and specifically his body, but he might need to enlist some help. If that help involves kind of, sort of tricking an overworked Sam into doing some self-care and having some fun of his own, so much the better. Sam, meanwhile, is happy to help, it's just that helping Bucky is turning out to have the inconvenient side effect of falling for him too.

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    17 Feb 2026

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