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Studies in Sunlight and Shadow (of Lonesomeness and Finding You) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for all_ashes
Fandoms: Midnight Cowboy (1969)
18 Feb 2026
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Joe has done all kinds of things as an artist's model. He's been painted naked and clothed. He's sat for paintings he couldn't identify himself in after they were done. He's been wrapped in plaster bandages and sat still until they hardened around him, then were cut off. He has also just fetched and carried, held stuff up or down, and generally made himself helpful.
Next he's meeting Rico Rizzo.
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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
19 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
Recent series
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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Edit: I made some minor continuity and grammar edits on 6/20, this is the final version!
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
20 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"Rocky," I say, "obviously, we are both the best at first contact to ever do it. I love you, dude. Fist me."
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use your imagination by Sintamer (SpiritTamer)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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It's the same word as before, clear as day.
“But… But I can’t.” Grace says blankly. Rocky knows that. Nevermind the xenonite between them, keeping one or both of them from withering in indescribable pain then a swift death, both of their species were wildly incompatible. Trying to merge their biology would be less successful than mixing oil and water.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
20 Jun 2026
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how i look is how i touch by Sintamer (SpiritTamer)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace never considered himself to be the best guy to ask about gender. Sure, he lived in San Francisco, and he was the cool teacher, always priding himself in being understanding and making his class safe space for all of his students, including the queer kids who needed it. He’s better versed on the topic than the average cisgender man, probably, but he’s not claiming to be an expert.
Even so, he was hoping that’d translate into being more knowledgeable about it than an alien with no concept of gender sixteen light years away from Earth was, but there were a lot of things Adrian one-upped him on.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
19 Jun 2026
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
16 Jun 2026
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the light [in] a dark, black night by willoftitanium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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A good day, a bad day, and an okay day on the Hail Mary's journey to Erid. Rocky's POV.
Chapter 1: Grace introduces Rocky to the Mythbusters
Chapter 2: Grace has been asleep for 41,400 seconds, and is still sleeping.
Chapter 3: Love to the point of inventionBookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
16 Jun 2026